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What is Polanski?
1. Being placed on house arrest in a Swiss Chalet as punishment for being convicted of moleting a child.
2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
It's an outrage that he was merely polanskied for being a pedophile.
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Polanski - what is it?
1. To believe in skills one does not have, i.e. womanizing or sports prowess. 2. To Oversee, as in purchasing items for a large company and continually fuck it up. 3. To geek out.
1. "I'm the defensive specialist - they call me Primetime."
2. "Cases don't come with power supplies?" or "What do you mean it only has 3 GB RAM and a single processor? Thats not what I ordered, foo'"
3. "'Serenity was a great flick - it was fuckin' POLANSKI!"
What does "Polanski" mean?
A child sodomist. Uses fame, alcohol and / or drugs to lure young girls into his web and sodomize them before you can shout, 'UNCLE'
I was 'Polanskied' by that guy. My ass is ruptured dude!
Polanski - what does it mean?
Any type of rape or sexual deviance act.
That hot girl won't sleep with me, so I'm just going to have to Polanski her.
Polanski - meaning
A white man with an unusually large penis
Hey you know Matt, he's definitely got that Polanski.
Polanski - definition
A short version of the name for a kick ass derby skater on the Ithaca League of Women Rollers who also has a (in)famous affection for liking them young.
"You better keep your hot & legal 17 year old sister Jennifer far away from Rollin' Polanski after the bout!"
Polanski - slang
(verb) To Polanski is to have sexual relations with an underage person. Named after film director Roman Polanski who was caught sleeping with an underage girl.
"Dave thought that 13 year old chick was hot - think he's gonna Polanski her?"
Polanski
Verb: To heavily inebriate someone with wine coolers (usually a minor), before penetrating them anally. This usually takes place in the back seat of limousines.
That motherfucker tried to Polanski my daughter!
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Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime
The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"
Polanski
An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.
When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.
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His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.