Definder - what does the word mean?

What is My ass?

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

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My ass - video


My ass - what is it?

A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.

β€œThe fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.

β€œCulexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, β€œI’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”

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What does "My ass" mean?

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

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My ass - what does it mean?

When someone says something and you think it’s a lie. / You don’t believe in what they’re saying

Person 1: Me and name are in a relationship

Person 2: Relationship my ass

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My ass - meaning

My ass is fat cause I'm a fat ass

Friend: your a fatass. My ass

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My ass - definition

The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world

Look at my ass

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My ass - slang

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

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My ass

The rude way of saying that you dont care

A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/

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My ass

1. β€œI”
2. β€œMyself” or β€œMe personally”

β€œThis is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

β€œI don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
β€œJust keep my ass away from from vodka next time”

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My ass

The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you

Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass

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