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What is Plank?
To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.
I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.
Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.
Plank - meme gif
Plank - video
Plank - what is it?
OMG did you see the way she is dressed, She is such a Plank
What does "Plank" mean?
To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc
John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.
or
Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!
Plank - what does it mean?
A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.
My dude, I finally had sex with her, and she didn't know what to do , that bitch was a plank.
Plank - meaning
Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.
Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.
Plank - definition
To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.
Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.
Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?
Planker: Bro, of course i did!!
Plank - slang
A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.
Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.
A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?
B: She’s a plank.
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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.
D: Walk the Plank!
Plank
There are three types of planks:
A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck
Choose wisely
Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!
Plank
British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.
Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'
Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'
Plank
MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once
Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"