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What is Pirate Hooker?
a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers
"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."
"arrrr."
Pirate Hooker - video
Pirate Hooker - what is it?
Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
What does "Pirate Hooker" mean?
An awesome cat who lives on whore island
Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.
Pirate Hooker - what does it mean?
Originally, an ex-navy girl picked up at a local bar. Present day the term means a girl that is a slut.
My roommate and I picked up two pirate hookers at Lynch's.
Pirate Hooker - meaning
a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.
Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.
Pirate Hooker - definition
A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.
No celebrity pirate hookers known....
Pirate Hooker - slang
A girl who will service a large group of men.
Normally called Fr0g
That girl was a getting all over.
I know. . . like a pirate hooker.
Pirate Hooker
A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.
Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..
Pirate Hooker
A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.
"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"
Pirate Hooker
A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).
R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.