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What is Pingry?
A gentle, peaceful, yet curious individual who defies the male standard as we know it. Look past the delicate, brittle, tanned skin, chin-length wispy grey mane and absurdly white dental caps and you have sitting, legs crossed on a yacht off the coast of Long Beach, the true incarnation of an enigma.
I got a free steak dinner thanks to Pingry. I'll never understand how it happened.
Pingry - video
Pingry - what is it?
Pingry is a private high school located in Basking Ridge, NJ. The school is known to be inferior at almost every sport except soccer, and one of the most academically challenging schools in NJ. The social scene is a bit fucked up, because there are literally only two groups that are polar opposites, the rich white kids who have parties every friday night (who only hang out with you if you have money, are good at sports, or hook up with girls), and the completely nerdy kids who get straight As and play gamecube on their PC during free time. If you don't fit into one of those groups, well, you're fucked.
Person: Oh you go to Pingry?
Pingry student: Yeah
Person: Wait, how have you not killed yourself yet
What does "Pingry" mean?
A school full of Rich white kids who's parents decided to spend $40,000 dollars a year to send them to the white house for school. Pingry is a great place to go if you are looking for low SAT scores, or want to learn how to be a rich douche with style.
Pingry kid 1: My dad bought me a BMW for my Quarter Birthday!
Pingry kid 2: Is it better than the one you got last month?
Pingry - what does it mean?
This is a school where the teachers know nothing about what goes on. At this school, people tend to categorize people and people have friend groups. It is a private school that goes K-12. People at the Upper/Middle school campus tend to swear a lot. It is a very big school with many fields. The two most know fields are Babbit and Parsons. This school is amazing and the kids here are crazy. People think it is a very formal school but little do they know.
Kid 1: Wow, that school is so formal
Pingry Student: You think
Pingry - meaning
Pingry is an awsum school OK!?!?!
Yes we are preps! Yes we are rich! Yes half of us r nerds! And yes were all Losers!
But guess what?!?!?!
When we grow up.....Were not gonna be the LOSERS anymore! You are!
PINGRY PEOPLE!
NOW: Sluts, Nerds, Outcasts, Preps,
YEARS TO COME: SUCCESSFULL!!!
Pingry - definition
A 7-12 school in Martinsville NJ where pwns pwn other pwners and the people are either 1337 or preppy fags.
Pingry people are either hipppy or preppy
Pingry - slang
Not as bad as some people like skaorific would say. Sure the vaaaaaaaast majority of teh people are preppy but everyone has tere clique. I mean i am a hardcore metal man but I still get teh eff around. there are indeed tons of preps around, and our mascot sux, but i mean at least were not teh delbendover gay wave. respect.
i do football, wrestling, and track. not everyone at pingry is a soccer/basketball/lacrosse type.
Pingry
a group of rich prep kids. yea we are rich and we know it. everyone who goes here is upper class and is either really smart or so rich that they can buy their way in. our sports teams are amazing but at preppy sports like soccer, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming, hockey, and track. we can party hard and ya get over it kids drink. but you know what we can control it.
this is a private school not a public school so the boys are hot but in a preppy jock kinda way. and the girls are even hotter. but unliike public school they do not dress like sluts. we come from old money and are classy. if you dont wear designer clothing bascially dont even come. and if you think that you cant tell the kids who are on scholoarship. you can. they stick out like a soar thumb.
we rock the dress code, the honor code, our morning school assemblies with speakers from around the world, and rock at life.
all of our parents are CEO's, presdients, editors, or just plain famous and we can get whatever the hell we want.
we're rich, young, and hot and we know it
hey your rich and hot...you must go to pingry
why yes i do!
Pingry
There are two Pingry Schools: one in Short Hills, NJ, the other in Martinsville, NJ.
While Pingry may seem a harmless & friendly learning environment, it's actually evil. You fit in or you don't. The workload is like child labor. Money is poured into useless stuff, like a Middle School. Keep the midgets in the basement, for chrissake.
But Pingry has its upsides. There are shiny, odd-shaped things on the ceilings. If you avoid the meat and fish, the food is quite good. You may even find somebody who hasn't been zombified by pop culture! Fancy that.
Outside of Pingry, visitors may gawk at the horrible wastes of money that we proudly present. A huge-ass clock tower that's green, not blue; a very ugly courtyardish thing; neglected playing fields surrounded by nice sidewalks, and snotty white kids who are a waste of space and probably paid their way in.
Pingry
the only school where its cool to be a nerd
yes, i am a dork, and yes, i do get all A+'s but its okay because i go to pingry