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What is Paul blart?One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek. Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime! Paul blart - videoPaul blart - what is it?A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall. I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl! What does "Paul blart" mean?A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants! Paul blart - what does it mean?Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up. me: paul blart Paul blart - meaningA bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping" This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself. Paul blart - definitionOriginally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper. "Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?" Paul blart - slangA variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. "Why does Roger seem so down today?" Paul blartThe act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass! Man 1- Bro what did you do today? Paul blartDerogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop). "Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?" Paul blartThe act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan My brother was Paul blarting then he died |
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