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What is Paul Blarted?One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek. Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime! Paul Blarted - videoPaul Blarted - what is it?A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall. I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl! What does "Paul Blarted" mean?A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants! Paul Blarted - what does it mean?Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up. me: paul blart Paul Blarted - meaningA bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping" This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself. Paul Blarted - definitionOriginally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper. "Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?" Paul Blarted - slangA variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. "Why does Roger seem so down today?" Paul BlartedThe act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan My brother was Paul blarting then he died Paul BlartedDerogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop). "Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?" Paul BlartedThe act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass! Man 1- Bro what did you do today? |
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