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What is Paul Blart?
One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.
Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!
Paul Blart - video
Paul Blart - what is it?
A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.
I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!
What does "Paul Blart" mean?
A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods
Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!
Paul Blart - what does it mean?
The act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan
My brother was Paul blarting then he died
Paul Blart - meaning
The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!
Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange
Paul Blart - definition
Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up.
me: paul blart
you: my idol
Paul Blart - slang
A bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping"
This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself.
Paul Blart
Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.
"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"
Paul Blart
A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."
Paul Blart
Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).
"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."