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What is Paranoia?

A group party game where all the participants sit in a circle. The participants take it in turn to whisper a question involving the players to the person on your left. for example who is most likely to become a stripper? or who would you most want to sleep with? Then the person asked will say the name or names that is their answer to the whole group. So at this point the group know the answer but not the question. Then you flip a coin for tails; tell the question to the group or heads; the question remains a secret. When asked you cannot answer with your own name or the person who asked you a question. This game can be played in a more fun way or it can become really savage. This game can also be altered to turn into a drinking game for example you drink every time your name is said.

Found out so much shit about everyone last night in a game of paranoia

Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him

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Paranoia - video


Paranoia - what is it?

SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;

Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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What does "Paranoia" mean?

When you're crazy enough to think everybody in the world is out to get you, even if they don't know you.

Person 1: Hi!

Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!

Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.

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Paranoia - what does it mean?

When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all

'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'

'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'

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Paranoia - meaning

A song by Experimental

Paranoia, its just paranoia

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Paranoia - definition

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)

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Paranoia - slang

A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.

Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.

King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.

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Paranoia

You definately have this if you think 4 foot mexicans are surrounding your house with machine guns.

Guy 1: There are mexicans surrounding my house!

Guy 2: It's just your fucking paranoia... Again!

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Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

That guy over there keeps looking over his shoulder. He obviously suffers from paranoia.

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Paranoia

You feel everyone is watching you and constantly passing judgment on you because you make the same mistakes anyone else does, but its somehow different with you because youre just the tiniest bit wierd, and you think everyone knows about you and talks about you and knows you know just because they feed off of your frustration....like that retard dude in the SUV who is looking as you walk down the street at you wierd because its fun to see you get mad...in other words, youre really paranoid and you dont know it, and so you act wierd, which makes everyone notice you. Sucks.

1st dude: Hello(*as you pass by*)

You:...Hi(*you tense up, you know that sonofabitch is gonna call the cops on your sorry ass, you paranoia freak*)

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