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What is POPTART?

N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.

God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.

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POPTART - what is it?

A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.

Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."

Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."

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What does "POPTART" mean?

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

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POPTART - what does it mean?

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

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POPTART - meaning

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

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POPTART - definition

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

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POPTART - slang

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

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POPTART

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

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POPTART

THE SEXiEST DARN ASiAN GUY THERE EVER WAS!! SERiOUSLY!!!

TROY iS SUCH A POPTART.

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POPTART

Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.

AAHHHHHH!! THAT POPTART HURT SOO GOOD..

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