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What is POLICY DEBATE?Jerking yourself off with words oh, i do policy debate --- self induced orgasm POLICY DEBATE - videoPOLICY DEBATE - what is it?An evil mile deep hole which you will never climb out of. Insulting the side you're debating against is a regular thing that occurs on a minutely basis. People in policy often develop a cult-like structure within their group that consists of a "mother hen" and their "chicks". The mother hen will teach the chicks all they know before possibly passing on the role to a chick, who then becomes the new mother hen. They also have so many technical terms, even people in the event don't always know what they mean. If you are entering policy, you will sink into this dark hole that you will never come out. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor! "Hey, did you see that policy debate?" What does "POLICY DEBATE" mean?The best freakin kind of debate! You get a partner to back up your butt when you screw up. Much better than the aforementioned wimpy LD debate because you actually have to work to do it. Our motto: Save a forest, kill a debater. Sure we waste paper, but we have fun doing it! POLICY DEBATE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLICY DEBATE - what does it mean?A widespread type of debate in high school; one of three debate styles used by the NFL. Two teams of two students debate a resolution which is announced in the summer, and lasts for a year. Any educational value of the debate is immediately lost when when impossible impact scenarios become the basis of one teams case. While some teams make the effort to make the debate educational and realistic, the vast majority of debates spiral into a battle to prove which plan is most likely to result in nuclear holocaust. Also known as:Mental Masturbation. Debate Coach: "I just judged a policy debate." POLICY DEBATE - meaningA school ordained activity in which you call someone a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole for trying to come up with a plan to make the world a better place. Policy Debate is truly a hellhole for anyone who wishes to have a legitimate discussion about government actions and their consequences. You will be hit so quickly with Ks calling you a fascist pig that you won't have time to count all the "Feel the Bern" stickers on your judge's backpack and computer. POLICY DEBATE - definitionThe most legit debate. Not only is it extremly difficult to master, it is extremly expensive with tubs, expandos, copier paper, and a constant supply of caffeine. Don't forget the evidence (cards). Valley's number one specialty. one On the Debate Scale it is ranked number one. "You can't Policy Debate even if all you had to do was read the cards!" POLICY DEBATE - slangbest f-ing thing ever. the 2005-2006 topic is: Resolved: The United States federal government should substantially policy debate = hot shit. POLICY DEBATEThe most legit thing in the world. A debate round consists of eight speeches, four by both team, that are split up into two kinds: constructive and rebuttal, with 3-minute cross examinations after all of the constructives. Looks really good for college applications. First guy: Dude! Did you watch that policy debate!? That kid was sooo legit! POLICY DEBATETwo-person team debate in which one team (the affirmative) generally proposes a policy which they advocate throughout the brave. The negative then argues against the affirmative case and plan on several levels - procedural, kritikal, and policy. Constructive speeches (2 per team) last 8 minutes and are punctuated by an additional 3-minute cross-examination period in which the opposing team asks questions to clarify and discredit the speaker's positions. Rebuttals (again, 2 per team) last 5 minutes and have no cross-examination period. My parents used to get upset over the time I spent on policy debate - cutting cards, travelling to tournaments, and such. POLICY DEBATEAn obscure cult with its own distinct language understood only by members. The members speak incredibly quickly and think even faster. They tend to also be motivated students and often exhibit a mild form of OCD. I spent all last weekend hitting people, cutting and spewing. We broke and all the judges picked me up, but this one lay judge dropped me. I also got top speaks. Now I'm going to do uniqueness updates for my disad, then cut some a2 perm cards on the counterplan and come up with a kritikal aff so I can win framework. |
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