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What is Mental Masturbation?The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology. I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the βmental masturbationβ which envelopes your games. Mental Masturbation - videoMental Masturbation - what is it?Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want. Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He wonβt tell her no... What does "Mental Masturbation" mean?The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!! I know what to do about the middle east situation Mental Masturbation - what does it mean?This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too. See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out. Mental Masturbation - meaningThe act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience. "That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation" Mental Masturbation - definitionTerm used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future. What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation. Mental Masturbation - slangIntellectual activity that serves no practical purpose. Excessively theoretical, and therefore a distraction from more practicable matters. Dr. Richard Dawkins, noted biological theorist, in response to a student's philosophical question about skeptical attitudes towards science and reality, cited the following anecdote: Mental MasturbationThe act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life. Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend." Mental MasturbationThe act of looking up the term "Mental Masturbation". You should have better things to do. Now go do it! Geez!!! I knew I was wasting time thinking about things that didn't amount to anything useful. So I wondered if I was the only. I looked up "Mental Masturbation" and confirmed it. Mental MasturbationIntellectual activity that serves no practical purpose. We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really. |
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