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What is Oxfam?An Oxfam shyster is someone who tries to get a further discount in a charity shop (which may or may not be a branch of Oxfam) or who attempts to use the shop as a rubbish bin. Typical tactics include yelling, "I want to donate these, thank you!", leaving a large bag of (say) books at the counter and scooting out the door. Closer examination reveals a single layer of halfway good books (or just covers) overlying a mass of unsaleable and often physically unreadable mulch. The shop is left to discard the mulch because the Oxfam shyster couldn't bother their pretty little fat white arse to take the stuff to the dump themselves. Unlike the private citizen, the shop, being a charity, is (at least under Irish/EU law, dunno about America) obliged to pay a heavy charge on recycling, but who cares? As long as the Oxfam shyster gets their narcissistic business over and done with, that's fine with them, they're all right, Jack, and that's all that matters. An Oxfam shyster is the lowest of the low. Oxfam - meme gifOxfam - videoOxfam - what is it?The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce. The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf. What does "Oxfam" mean?A cheap scatty shop which sells second hand goods to people for extreemly cheap prices what the f**k, your clothes are from oxfam Oxfam - what does it mean?you open up to your crush, tell him about your secret desires and show him your gold and he kicks you out the window shitting and puking down on you while screaming what a lovely babe you are. then you put on a ton of extra weight and buy clothes from oxfam's senior ladies section to get him mad. Oxfam - meaning£5 for a leather jacket! You're such a bargain! Wait, is that blood on the collar... Oxfam - definitionOxfam is short for the company Oxfam International. The company was founded in 1995 and is a charity organisation. It aims to reduce poverty, suffering, and injustice. Boy #1: Yo' scrubber and dirty cuz yo' shop at Oxfam. Oxfam - slangA shop where, yes, the prices are cheap, and the clothes are second hand, but the things that you buy give money to people who need it. Charity shops such as oxfam, shouldn't be used as insults to people, for it isn't bad to shop at these places. Some idiots are too imature to realise the good caused by shopping at one. Idiot 1: Haha! Look, he shops at oxfam! OxfamYour mates that are also cows Just chilling in the paddock with my oxfam |
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