Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Orbiting?

A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.

Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.

Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!

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Orbiting - what is it?

A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.

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What does "Orbiting" mean?

When you spend too much time thinking about higher level concepts instead of getting shit done.

What if I did x, y and z in order to solve this problem to make it a lot more efficient at doing this and that?
...Nah, I'm orbiting too much.

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Orbiting - what does it mean?

A state of mind usually reached through the use of narcotics in which a person is so far gone that they appear to be lost in space.

While the rest of us played XBOX, Steven sat silently in the corner, undoubtedly orbiting. Blunts were never his cup of tea,..

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Orbiting - meaning

When your bf or gf ghosts you, but still lurks your Instagram/Snapchat story. In other words, this person is completely erased from your life except for the ocassional peek.

That chick is totally orbiting me. He stopped talking to me but I see him in the viewer section of Instagram stories.

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Orbiting - definition

Consistently returning to a specific thought, situation, or person. Even after another thought comes along, this one dominates your head space.

Guys i cant stop thinking about this shit, im orbiting...

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Orbiting - slang

When you are driving and you spot a particularly attractive wench near a roundabout, you continue going around the roundabout ignoring any of the exits and concentrating firmly on the attractive pedestrian. The quality of the goods on show can be judged by the number of orbits completed.

You should have seen the girl standing by the roundabout this morning, she was a triple orbiter make no mistake.
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I got caught orbiting last night, she knew exactly what I was doing by the 12th lap.

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Orbiting

Laughing extremely hard; cackling, wheezing

Unable to control ones laughter

"that was so funny it had me orbiting!"

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Orbiting

Orbiting is when the person who ghosted you , continues to linger in your life by watching every single one of Instagram stories and liking/commenting on your social media posts.

That guy who ghosted me has just liked my selfie, why?

He's orbiting my life!

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Orbiting

When someone who won't speak to you otherwise still watches every snap on your story/ IG and/or likes your posts. Usually someone who has ghosted you, but not always. Basically they're lingering in your life despite refusing to be an active part in it in any other capacity.

This guy won't answer my texts but he keeps watching my snap story... he's totally orbiting me.

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