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What is Ones and fives?
When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
Ones and fives - video
Ones and fives - what is it?
Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.
Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
What does "Ones and fives" mean?
Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."
*scoots over*
urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
Ones and fives - what does it mean?
A one dirty five is also known as a BMW 135i.
Did you see that clean One Dirty Five driving down the street a few minutes ago?
Ones and fives - meaning
A 1.75 liter bottle of alcohol.
hey, pick me up a one seven five of rum.
Ones and fives - definition
What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.
The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.
1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.
2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.
Ones and fives - slang
Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
Ones and fives
Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, she's 20's"
Ones and fives
One of the Jewish religion. One in every five people are jewish
Make sure that one in five gives you back your change...
Ones and fives
Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls
I finally have got my one by five