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What is Olds?

that which is not new

Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.

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Olds - what is it?

Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.

Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e.
Poster1: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster2: this is the newest video evar
Poster3: omg old

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What does "Olds" mean?

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Im crusin in my Olds tonight.

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Olds - what does it mean?

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.

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Olds - meaning

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

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Olds - definition

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

What a drag it is getting old!

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Olds - slang

a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?

ugh, she sounds like an old. {sad face}

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Olds

A small town in Central Alberta, home to Jay Rosehill of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

We be chillin in Olds tonight, yo.

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Olds

An older person, typically at least over 40, who is resistant to change and often speaks ill of young people and their social habits, culture and technology.

"Remember how Pokemon once only existed as cards and Gameboy games, but then Pokemon Go! spread them worldwide all around us and convinced the olds that Pokemon caused car crashes and walking off cliffs?"

-Alex Schmidt, Cracked

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Olds

The opposite of news, dated and irrelevent information.

Those are olds, not news.

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