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What is OWL?
Our Whole Lives-
the kick ass UU version of Sex ed.
today in OWL we will be putting condoms on bananas!
OWL - meme gif
OWL - video
OWL - what is it?
A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.
The OWL is the middle/upper management professional women that fancies John Mayer concerts, but will also attend rap concerts (should there be prey available).
What does "OWL" mean?
That owl is always in the garden.
OWL - what does it mean?
The worst thing you can do is piss of an owl!
OWL - meaning
PERSON ONE: AYO WHAT THAT OVER THEIR IN THE GARBAGE
PERSON TWO : O SHIT THATS A OWL
PERSON ONE: CUZZO A OWL NOT THAT BIG
PERSON TWO: NAH A DEAD Old White Lady=OWL
OWL - definition
Middle-aged, nouveau riche, stuck up woman - found predominantely in the shopping centres of Western Europe. 10 years ago they would have been a humble but worthwhile housewife, now they are obnoxious, soulless demons, living only for their next golden purchase - trampling all in their path.
A horrible product of capitalism and god only knows how their twisted offspring will turn out. It may be time to head for the hills.
"Give me that. Get this for me. I haven't got all day. Oh it is terrible. The world revolves around me you know."
"You ridiculous owl. You are a disgusting travesty. Your manners are atrocious and your predictability makes me want to vomit. Farewell."
OWL - slang
Acronym for an 'Old Wise Lesbian'.
This lesbian is often a professor, was alive during the AIDS pandemic, and is a fierce feminist. She is most likely a K.D. Lang and Tracy Chapman fan, and prefers malt over hops. She has contempt for most men as a result of years fighting the hegemony and has had dinner with Gloria Steinem. She has a strong political relationship with the word lesbian and is reluctant to be referred to by any other term. Her sense of humour is sarcastic, occasionally self deprecating, and very sharp.
Unlike twinks with older queens, young lesbians do not seek sexual advice or sex from OWLs. Rather, they seek political discourse and the occasional low-level flirt over a London fog.
"Dude! I had no idea your mom was an OWL! Can I have coffee with her sometime?"
Person 1: "what does Portia see in Ellen?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me!? Ellen is a very fuckable OWL"
OWL
A person who never sleeps at night
cindy cee is a bloody owl, she stays awake all night and sleeps at 6am everyday
OWL
Oakville Woman (or Women) of Leisure. AKA, the rich, snobby, lazy and entitled women who tend to have annoying, privileged and often rude opinions about everything, residing in Oakville, Ontario (city in the GTA).
“Does Carrie’s mom even work? What does she do all day besides online shop and complain about how hard her life is?”
“She doesn’t need to work, her trust fund and husband’s Bay Street job pay for her career an OWL.”
OWL
An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Lesbian. Usually used to refer to an older lesbian with a younger partner. Parallel to cougar, but for lesbians.
Younger Lesbian: "Everyone, I'd like to you to meet Theresa. She is my OWL."