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What is Notebook?
The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.
The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.
Notebook - meme gif
Notebook - video
Notebook - what is it?
The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
What does "Notebook" mean?
A term used to describe how a guy or girl gets their boyfriend or girlfriend to watch the movie "The Notebook", and most times, trying to (or successfully) making them emotional and sad so they are in a state to be seduced/ needing to be loved. A term used to describe what usually comes after is "notebook sex". "Notebooking" was featured in a Season 3 episode of "One Tree Hill".
Guy: That was so sad...
Girl: Wanna make out?
OR
Girl: I can't believe I've never seen that before! That's so sad...
Guy: Wanna do it?
(Afterwards)
Guy 1: How'd you do it, man?
Guy 2: I notebooked her sooky ass!
OR
Girl 1: How'd you get him in bed? That's so hard to do to a guy for me...
Girl 2: It's called "notebooking", bitch!
Notebook - what does it mean?
1. the movie that surpassed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.
Man, I just Hotel Rwanda.... that is the saddest movie ever.
Not as sad as The Notebook!
Ugh.....
Notebook - meaning
Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".
Girl 1: How you get him to be so sensitive
Girl 2: I notebooked him.
Notebook - definition
The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.
Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...
Notebook - slang
Journal, Processor, Exceleration, Driver, destination of a persons thoughts and inquiries in life.
I dropped my notebook
My notebook is a Mac Pro. i.e. A Dell is a decent Notebook
They have story's about each other in there notebooks.
Woman to Woman: Honey you can have his body we just share our notebooks. that means worlds more to me than being the not the nail but the tail of his life.
Notebook
The act of notebooking someone is when you invite a lady over, expecting to get some "action", and watch the movie The Notebook. When she tells you that she would like to watch the movie when you try to make out with her, you whip out your fuck stick and start roughing up the suspect. Finish by shooting off your load onto her face and telling her to leave the house, regardless of the house is yours or hers.
I went to Holly's house thinking I would get some action but she just wanted to watch the movie...so I notebooked her.
Notebook
codename for any type of gum that has 5% or less gum per volume
Most domestic and imported beers, bacardi silver, smirnoff ice, and mike's lemonade.
Notebook
"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:
A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.
B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.
C) n00b
If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.
Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.