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What is Norwood?A term to describe a balding guy. It is based on the Hamilton-Norwood scale of baldness. (1-7 1 slight temple recession and 7 being completely bald) Normally guys will try to comb it over when it gets to a 3 where you develope a "hair island" in the front of the head. At that point only complete losers or those in denial sport the noticeable norwood. These people refuse to shave it off and develope the complete hair "horseshoe" look and look like 45 year old investment bankers. Man that guy is sporting a pretty bad norwood. He should just shave it all off. Norwood - meme gifNorwood - videoNorwood - what is it?A town where everyone is either white or asian, and there are only two token black people, minority's do not exist in this town, and the ones that do, are the whitest black people ever. A town where the house keeper drops off your ronnies lunch everyday, and mommy and daddy say i love u with a 40,000 car. Home of the most beautiful women in the world, where even the mom's are still hot, fuck desperate housewives, Northwoods is where its at. Where the rich jew moms sleep with the landscapers cuase their husbands are in jail for stealing money. Where the kids have nothing better to do with their money than smoke pot and blow lines. Norwood the only town where people snort coc off peoples dicks, Its the smallest but greatest town in the world! -"yo, nigga when ya get that whip?" What does "Norwood" mean?You will look like trash after norwooding like your dad. Norwood - what does it mean?Once the girls hit a certain age they're sick. They Pick on eachother for rediculus things such as the way they dress, the music they listen to, what class they're in and what side of town they live on. Some people are pretty gay there but others are awesome. Norwood is full of Karma,what goes around there comes around. Ex 1. Your a bitch, your dad gets sent to jail. Ex 2. Your a bitch,your forced to move to virgina and soon become a drug dealer, slut, coke addict, and just one of those virginia wierdos. Ex 3. you start a band and play at bar/bat mitzvahs..obvously people will make fun of you. Another common thing you'll find in norwood would be the 8th grade scandals. The class of '04 was selling knives out of the bathroom as well as vandalizin the school at night. The class of '05 was stealing tests, having parties and then giving out the test. And my class, the most recent was cought smoking weed outside of the science fair. Yeah, norwood is a great place to live. How many times had ms. shedletsky called you in this week? stupid norwood people are so nosy. Norwood - meaningNorthern Irish slang for someone who is in or has affiliations with a protestant paramilitary group, specifically the UDA. "I wouldn't slag off that girl Nicole, she is apparently a big Norwood". Norwood - definitionTo take someone's work and present it as your own; plagiarizing. To present without proper credit or acknowledgement given. "She Norwooded that essay you wrote!" Norwood - slangA town where they charge a ridiculous amount for property taxes in order to provide a salary for the ungrateful pigs who harass the residents who's taxes pay that salary and get drunk at the local bar to drive home wasted so they can risk the lives of the people they supposed to be protecting every police officer in Norwood NorwoodI am referring to Norwood, Massachusetts, a middle-class suburb 15 miles south-west of Boston. Along with Marshfield, Braintree, and Stoneham, Norwood has traditionally been a bastion of Irish-American residents, many of whom are justifiably proud of their heritage. NorwoodNorwood is a town just outside of Boston that has nothing more to offer the world than car dealerships and girls who believe there vaginas are to be used like turnstiles. If you live in Norwood you more than likely head down to Gus and Donnas every week to get your high and tight haircuts, and then go to Lewis' to show it off to the other townies drinking themselves into oblivion. Many people believe that the water supply in Norwood has some how been tainted because everyone in this town is paranoid to the point of utter insanity. Norwood is also home to one of the classiest streets in all of Massachusetts, Jefferson Drive.(I'm laying the sarcasm on thick here)Seriously though, if you are poor and love drugs this is the place to be. This street seems to have been transplanted in Norwood from some backwater hick-town in Alabama, but these are not the worst of people in Norwood. The worst that Norwood has to offer us are the droves of kids that think they are incredibly tough and will fight for no good reason to prove it. If you don't believe me stop by the "Krayzee Horse" on any given night. These kids feel like they are tough because they have families that moved to Norwood from actual tough towns like Southie or Dot when in actuality they are just over privledge pussies that would not last 5 minutes outside of their fantasy worlds they have created where they are tough low level mob thugs. G-unit shirts run wild in this town, not on the black kids either. norwood Lewis' haircuts NorwoodA very handsome man that any woman would love to have. Compassionate, sexy, soft-hearted man who has a love for his family. A hardworking, intellegent man who has a great desire to help others in need. A Norwood can become excitable at times, especially during football season. Norwoods are loveable, and people are easily drawn to his charm. Look at him helping his grandmother, how sweet, he must be a Norwood. |
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