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What is North Face?
The North Face, also known as, the "white man's J's" (Jordan Sneakers), is a company which produces outdoor goods of superior quality. That is undeniable. The North Face brand is often worn by people of all social stratifications to emphasize their wealth, conformity, and feelings of financial superiority; unless worn by actual adventurers or people who truly value the quality of The North Face products.
Hiker: I see that we're both wearing the same North Face fleece and Zippo lighters. I take it you like hiking as well?
Douche: Hold on, someone is calling me on my Blackberry.
(Yes, I know this example was already posted by 'birdandbee', but this is the perfect example describing typical The North Face wearers.)
North Face - video
North Face - what is it?
1. outdoors company which sells apparel, shoes, and equipment
2. product lately worn by teens and young adults as a status symbol alongside ugg boots and skinny jeans
Hiker: We have the same North Face fleece! So I take it you like hiking as well?
Teenager: Um, no, wait hold on someone is calling me on my BlackBerry.
What does "North Face" mean?
expensive type of jacket that yuppy young men and women wear as a way to:
1) make a statement that they're rich.
2) keep very warm, since they're good jackets.
I prefer wearing mine for the second reason, but hey, #1 isn't all that bad...
Holy crap! He's wearing a North Face jacket! I have to go touch him and attain wealth!
North Face - what does it mean?
the status symbol of suburban teens. commonly worn by females with ugg boots and sweat pants. though they claim "it's comfortable" common male side effects include: hyphema, eye herpes, glaucoma, corneal abrasion, and projectile vomiting.
Staci's mom got her a North Face and Ugg boots so she would fit in with her friends and always be a virgin.
North Face - meaning
A sexually term used for oral sex.
For explain blowjob,head, Eating me out
1.Hey baby, let me get that north face.
2.That bitch looks like she give some mean ass north face.
3.My girl last night gave the meanest north face ever.
North Face - definition
Insulated jackets for winter sports
Come in all colors but usually black
cost around $300
have numbers on fore arm - Higher the number, more feathers
The jackets have become popular among teenagers because:
1) They are fucking comfy
2)they keep you warm
3)they show you have money
4) CAN show affiliations w/ local crews
"yo, where'd you get that North Face?"
North Face - slang
$180 worth of cocaine or other illegal drugs
Charlie Gibbynse: Yo i need some yayo u no where its at?
Ricky Prycewirth: Yea man wat u need?
Charlie Gibbynse: How much is an 8ball?
Ricky Prycewirth: A North Face. U got enough man?
Charlie Gibbynse: Damn, $180 for that shit? Fuck, man. Yea i got that i'll come thru to ur place in like 20. Have that bitch skizzed out wen i get there. Peace.
North Face
What you call someone who consistantly acts and talks like they are better than everyone else, but in the end they are not.
Tracy: I am the best at everything I do
Justin: You are not. Stop being a North Face.
North Face
1) noun: the state of having an unusually voluminous amount of semen on the face similarly to the amount ejaculated by the great Peter North.
"Brittney Spears kept her face warm in the winter with a nice North Face."
North Face
1) A well-known brand of very high quality outdoor gear, especially jackets, backpacks, and tents.
2) A brand-name that has regrettably been appropriated by thugs and yuppies alike as a way of either projecting an image of wealth or interest in rugged activities and the great outdoors.
I was talking to this guy at the trailhead, and noticed that even though his North Face pack had to be a good 15-20 years old and faded from the sun, it wasn't ripped and all the seams were still solid! I hope my Gore-tex jacket lasts that long.