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What is New Albany?

New Albany High School. New Albany is basically a refugee sanctuary for parents that are afraid of their children sanity running away from Westerville City Schools. This school is so dead the only exciting thing that happened here was a bomb threat we stayed home for that shit if some typa shit like that happened over at Westerville they would’ve turned a blind eye. No one knows our principals there’s like 10 Assistants why do they need so much I think they have orgys for conferences. Most people don’t even know our principles name. Also that place is big asf. They need to put that bitch in google maps, like IN A 100 feet turn left head ass. Everyone here is so rich niggas be pullin up in corvettes and maseratis, but there’s always that one dude that pulls up in his moms 05’ Toyota corolla. But they are better then the people that come in the bus the buses are packed, bus drivers angry, middle school and high school combined it’s a mess. School lunches aren’t that bad it’s actually kinda good but it doesn’t stop the rich kids from going to Wendy’s or subway. School rating 4/10

New Albany High School is so dead.

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New Albany - what is it?

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.

Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work

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What does "New Albany" mean?

a suburb of columbus ohio, there is a total of about 10 houses under a million dollars and the home of the owner of limited, victorias secret, bath and body works, limited too, and express. the kids here are snobby not to mention preppy and if your 16 and 1 day and havnt received a mercedes yet; your shunned. new albany is home of the prestigious new albany country club with a $10,000 per month fee. the popular kids live in the "country club neighborhood" and living on the golf course is is key in social ranking. the kids go to new albany elementary, middle, and high school which is the size of a large college campus though new albany is only about 5 square miles. other that the fact that if your not a million/billionaire (there are many billionaires) your not highly ranked new albany is a nice place to live

Jill: want to go shopping at easton?
Jane: yeah let me get my dads platinum viisa
Jill: you dont have your own?!
Jane: nope
Jill: jane.. i dont think we can be friends anymore,, im going to the new albany country club

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New Albany - what does it mean?

home of mean, snobby, preppy kids who all own mercedes and live in million dollar homes. new albany elementary, middle, and high school is the size of a college campus. if they dont get what they want they cry to sleep. all of them are virgins even in 7th grade! they all wear hipster clothes and act like they're black. many are tall, have huge foreheads&think they can play lacrosse. overall dont live there :)

mean rude needshelp dontlive snobs new albany

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New Albany - meaning

A nouveau-riche, contrived suburb northeast of Columbus, Ohio. Contrary to popular opinion, kids here are not preppy, but rather "skater-ish," tacky, and trashy. The real east-side Columbus preps (read: not Bexley Jews) live in rural Gahanna, near Rocky Fork Country Club, with large, private homes with lots of land. They don't send their children to public schools like New Albany, but rather to Columbus's premier private school, The Columbus Academy. They prefer to spend their time at Rocky Fork Country Club or Columbus Country Club, not the ostentatious, faux-Anglo New Albany Country Club.

John: Kids in New Albany are so rich!
Carruthers: Proof that money can't buy class!

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New Albany - definition

A town near columbus ohio. Most people that live near new albany but not exactly in it consider it to be the town of "rich bitches". The people in New Albany actually tend to be very nice. Not everyone is rich either. Altough a lot are rich, there are a lot of "average" people. People in New Albany like to shop, normally at a local mall "Easton". New Albany has a pretty good track team as well as a football team. Most people think students at NAMS (New Albany middle school) and NAHS (New Albany high school) are preppy. A lot are considered "slutty" or "emo" which is true. These kind of people override the normal kids.

Those chicks are from New Albany

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New Albany - slang

New AlbanyNew ALbany is one big suberb. Although the people living there are called "preppy","snobs", and an entire selection that I won't even go into, they can be considered "nice". Only about 10% of kids living there are preppy or snobs. The rest of them are very nice people who once you get to know them they probably are preppy and snob-ish. But once you get past all the sterotypes and name calling. I bet about 70% are not what they seem and truly nice kids and teenagers. So next time you pass through New Albany don't treat it like the poop stain on the underwear of society. Treat it with respect and then paint the horrid white fences a different color. No don't do that, just go to city hall and complain about them.

Bob: Lets go to New Albany!
Jim: No they're mean!
Sammy:No their not! You see New ALbany is one big suberb..........

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New Albany

Suburb of Columbus, OH. Located in the North East corner. People tend to believe it's very rich and preppy, which parts are, but not everyone who lives there is rich. The whole "if you live near the country club you have better social status" is entirely not true unless your like ten years old. The high school is NOT the size of a large college campus, it would be smaller than a college campus. It is an outdoor campus so there is a court yard which makes the school look bigger, when really there is only about 1000 students in high school. It's a great place to get an education, the teachers for the most part care about teaching you. So don't judge it until you have lived there because it's a great place to live.

Bobby: Oh your from New Albany? Are you rich?

Sally: No. Most people who live there are middle class families, so get off my nuts.

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New Albany

New Albany is a suburb in Ohio. The students of New Albany High School and Middle School are often stereotyped as stuck-up, rich, and snobby, but anyone who has stepped inside of a classroom at either of those schools will know that this is not the case. Sure, they have the average snarky popular cheerleaders, but so does basically everyone. The fact is, New Albany is the home of Les Wexner, who owns/used to own Limited Brands, so Abercrombie, PINK, etc. are very common things to see worn there because that's where they originated and many people have jobs working for the company. Not everyone there is "rich", or living in "giant mansions", and personally, I have only seen a few nice cars there, all belonging to hard-working adults; not high schoolers. One of the most commonly discussed topics in New Albany is their own stereotype, since they are always the butts of jokes at football games and such. In reality, New Albany is a lovely place to live, home to generally good people and very high-level public schools. It makes me sad to see so many people dissing New Albany on this website and in person. Picking on the stereotype of people living in a certain town will get you no where.

Person 1: "Let's go to New Albany. I hear they have a great froyo shop there."
Person 2: "Eww no they're all stuck up bitches. If we go there we'll have to dress up and act like sluts."
Person 1: "Dude, they aren't like that. Have you even been to New Albany?"
Person 2: "No... but they seem snobby because they have white fences and good schools."

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New Albany

A place where there are many nice people. It has a bad reputation but there so many nice people. So stop calling us snobby rich kids and shut up. Most of us are nice people. Not all of us are bitches with money. You would be suprised.

Bob: Their from New Albany, they must be bitches.
Fred: Ew, their all snobby rich kids.

Abbie: I'm not rich, none of my friends are, why does everyone think I'm a bitch?

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