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What is Necrophilia?
Having sex with a dead person
"It's not necrophilia if you loved each other!"
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Necrophilia - video
Necrophilia - what is it?
One who is overly obsessed with the Twilight sensation Edward Cullen. Due to the fact that Edward Cullen has been dead for 100+ years, if you have an obsessive fascination with him, you are considered a necrophiliac
Girl 1: "Did you see that girl wearing Edwards face all over her clothes and covering the inside of her locker?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, She is such a Necrophiliac"
What does "Necrophilia" mean?
Being sexually attracted to corpses.
Hey Brian! I heard you had necrophilia, so for your birthday, I got you a corpse! You're welcome.
Necrophilia - what does it mean?
performing sexual relations with a corpse
Necrophiliac: C'mon you know you wanna perform necrophilia someday man. Remember, dead women never say no...
Necrophilia - meaning
Not nearly as much fun as necromancy.
"I'd rather force the undead to be my slaves than have sexual intercourse with a dead body, thank you very much."
Necrophilia - definition
1) The necrophile develops poor self-esteem, perhaps due in part to a significant loss;
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him; and/or
(b) He is fearful of the dead, and transforms his fear of the dead—by means of reaction formation—into a desire for the dead.
(2) He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a corpse, sometimes after exposure to a corpse.
"Jeffery screwed a corpse last night."
"Omg, He engaged in necrophilia?"
"yeah, he said it was fun"
Necrophilia - slang
Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.
I love necrophilia, but i cant stand the awkward silences.
Necrophilia
Necrophila The urge to crack open a cold one.
Having sexual intercoruse with a dead person.
Necrophilia
Refering to a sexual act with the corpse of another human being.
Although Kenny didn't know that his first sexual experience was considered necrophilia, he was sure glad his parents gave him a shovel for Christmas.
Necrophilia
Some creepy fucking thing where some deusch of a human being screws some dead person. Generally done by guys cuz it's kinda hard for a chick to get it on with someone who's dead and not cooperating... but there is the whole rigamortis thing...
Annie: What's necrophilia Mr. Mister?
Mr. Mister: Well.. um... Annie, I don't want to go into this with you...
Annie: Please Mr. Mister. I can handle it *unreassuring thumbs up*
Mr. Mister: Uhhh... someone who loves dead people dear.
Annie: *sound of crickets in the background* huh?
Chloe: You heard the man. Someone who LOVES dead people *suggestive eyebrow waggling*
Annie: Wait... what? Mr. Mister... Do they do... sexual... things with them?
Chloe: *bangs head into desk*
Mr. Mister: Yes Annie. Yes they do.
Annie: Like, OMG!
Mr. Mister: OK. Back to the actual topic at hand-
Annie: Wait! Do these people like live together in cults?
Chloe: *Do you retards live in a cult to keep yourselves out of the gene-pool?*
Mr. Mister: No... They do this on their own...
Annie: Ooooooh... Who are they? Do they dig up graves?
Sophie: No. They're usually psychopaths that murder people and then *ahem* with the dead bodies.
Annie: O__o
Chloe: Sometimes they work at morgues.
Annie: What? 0_0
Chloe: At morgues. Ya know... granny dies... the morgue guy gets her... sometimes with very different intents in mind then regular society.
Annie: WAAAAH!
Mr. Mister: OKAY THEN. New subject
Annie: *sniffles*