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What is Navy SEAL?
HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide that many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.
When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS
Admit Nothing...Deny Everything...Make Counter-accusations
Navy SEAL - video
Navy SEAL - what is it?
Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment.
This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.
J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.
L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.
J: The what?
L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.
What does "Navy SEAL" mean?
Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.
Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.
Navy SEAL - what does it mean?
Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.
Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*
Navy SEAL - meaning
1. One of many American Special Forces Units (SFU). Often regarded as one of the best in the world; only surpased by the British SAS, and other HIGHLY top secret forces, such as Grey Fox.
2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.
3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".
Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
Terrorist: Man, this is such a joke. There's no soldiers for miles. And besides, there's no way ANYONE could get through the lasers, many guards, security cameras, spotlights, motion sensors, dogs and trip wires.
*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
Navy SEAL - definition
When a guy sneaks into his girlfriend's house at night, past her parents, and eats her out while she is still asleep. In order to make the mission successful, there must be no evidence that he was ever there. Get in and get out.
"Dude, I pulled off the Navy SEAL last night."
Navy SEAL - slang
A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land
Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL
Navy SEAL
Crazy ass mofos who will fuck you up anywhere any time any place
WTF y think u a Navy SEAL or some shit?
Navy SEAL
A member of the most elite military force in the world. Goes through the toughest military training in the world, BUD/S (this lasts for 6 months and has the highest failure rate of any military force 75%-80% on average.) SEAL is an acronym that stands for Sea, Air, and Land. Those are the three areas that they can come from and fight in. After BUD/S they must complete SQT (SEAL qualification training) which includes army airborne training, and other SEAL training. June 28, 2005 NEVER FORGET.
Three Navy SEALs recently shot and killed 3 pirates from the back of an aircraft carrier to save a prisoner captain In samalia.
Navy SEAL
The fewer, the prouder, the braver
There are marines, but then there are Navy SEALs