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What is Narwhal?
simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.
NARWHALS, NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!
Narwhal - meme gif
Narwhal - video
Narwhal - what is it?
An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".
Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)
Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"
Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)
What does "Narwhal" mean?
When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society
Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!
Narwhal - what does it mean?
Narwhales are the unicorns of the sea!
Narwhal - meaning
The most awesome Fish in the world
Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea
Narwhal - definition
When a guy straps a dildo around his head and pleasures a girl with it while moaning "NAAAR".
I narwhalled her so hard last night.
Narwhal - slang
A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
Narwhal
A Unicorn is a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females.
However, a Narwhal is the lesbian version of this. A Narwhal is an unattached female "third" happy to join an existing female couple for extracurricular activities. Narwhals are real, but rare and are the unicorn of the sea.
"My wife and I hooked up with a Narwhal last week! It was super hot."
Narwhal
The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.
Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.
Narwhal
An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!