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What is Narutards?
A person who is so obsessed with Naruto, to the point where he does assignments including naruto. Narutard symptoms are....
1.Withdrawel when taken away from a still playing Naruto Anime.
2. Yelling and screaming, while throwing shurikens at you.
3. Spining around in circles trying to copy you using their magical eye.
ie. Jesse used Naruto for his family memebers in his family tree. He is such a Narutard.
Narutards - video
Narutards - what is it?
The combonation of the the words "naruto" and "retard".
This word is used to insult those who are extreem fans of the Naruto series. Often, though, in the anime culture, people often get Narutard and Naruto Fan mixed up.
A Narutard is obsessed with everything Naruto, believing that Naruto is the best thing since Disigner Jeans. While a Naruto Fan realizes that there are better things than the series and wishes to discuss the series intelegently.
The Narutards give actual Naruto Fans a bad name because they have caused everybody to think that they are brain-dead monkies.
That Narutard got mad because I told them that Kishimoto owned the characters and they didn't own Sasuke.
What does "Narutards" mean?
A person claiming Naruto to be the best anime ever, even though he/she has not seen other series.
A: "Oh B, you are such a narutard."
B: "Naruto rocks! Don't call me a narutard! Naruto owns all!"
Narutards - what does it mean?
a narutard : a derogotary term for somebody who has gone beyond just being a fan of the Anime Naruto, and is extremely frightening to the general publc.
They own every headband from every vllage on Naruto (apparently a "bargain" on eBay, until you point out the postage was more than the actual product.) Can't sleep without their Itachi plushie and village of the leaf wallscroll. They run useless petitions on the web, trying to bring down the dubbed version of Naruto, and to get him to stop saying "Belive it!" and instead saying "Dattebayo". Both phrases will get annoying if repeated over and over! What does it matter which one is used???
Oh, and let's not assume all they do is sit inside watching poorly lip-synced AMVs and wanking off to yaoi. Hell no! That's not nearly annoying enough! They have to inflict themselves on the community! Dancing around their front gardens, kicking trees and announcing to passer-bys "I'm agonna join the ANBU!" I once saw a lad, about a year or two older than me, out in the street place his hands together and yell "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" an actually look surprised when nothing happenned.
They are so very deluded it frightens me. If you look at certain forums, you will find countless fangirls fawning over, I dunno, Kiba or something, and fanboys nosebleeding over naked pics of Hinata, drawn by some 50 year old.
I am not anti-Naruto, it just annoys me how stoopid people can really be. All narutards need rounding up and putting in a giant blender.
Narutard 1: ZOMG ZOMG IDNT ITACHI LIKE TEH ULTIMATE HOTTTTTTTTI????!!!!11
Narutard 2: NOT AS HAWT AS GAARA LIKE OMG I SO WANT TO RAPE HIM!!!!!11
PearGirl: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE DO YOU FREAKS COME FROM?!?!
Narutard 1 (male): Dude, dude Tsunade is pregnat wit mah babbeh.
Narutard 2 (male): She is not dude, she says I'm the only one 4 her!
* computer slanging match breaks out*
PearGirl: NARUTARDS GIVE ANIME FANS A BAD NAME!!!
Narutards - meaning
A blatant fan of the anime Naruto, usually within the 5-15 age group. They believe that Naruto is the 'best show ever', and refuse to admit otherwise. There are many types of Narutards, including but not limited to: five year old Cartoon Network Worshippers, high school freshmen, and 30 year old fat men living in their mothers' basements. Generally the most common type of Narutard seen is the high school freshman. Often they are spotted lurking in the hallways of school, throwing paper shuriken at random passerby and screaming "Dethaxx no Jutsu!" They watch bootleg DVDs of Naruto in Japanese subtitles, which makes them think that they can automatically speak Japanese, when the only word they have paid attention to is 'baka'. They will run around in a frenzy screaming this word until they collapse because of their unhealthy diet of ramen and pocky. Usually Narutards grow out of their phase within a year due to the extreme beatings they recieve from people who just can't stand them anymore. When one happens upon a Narutard, it is best to keep a distance, as Narutards are deluded, idiotic creatures, as demonstrated by their ability to believe that an loud Anglo-Saxon boy wearing a bright orange jumpsuit could pass as a ninja. Do not try to reason with Narutards, as they will gang up on you and pelt you with paper throwing stars. While this is not harmful in the least, it is mildly irritating to the point where you could explode in a fit of rage and knock them all to the ground before they could say, "Believe it!"
They gazed upon the convention hall with a look of shock and horror upon their faces as they saw it was packed with Narutards.
Narutards - definition
Someone who is utterly obsessed with with anime, Naruto.
Symptoms of narutardation are:
~walls covered in Naruto Posters
~Own 3 or more Naruto Plushie/dolls
~Enjoy cosplaying Naruto characters
~Find yourself randomly babbling on and on about Naruto scenes nobody else cares about
~Wearing your Ninja head protector/akatsuki cloak/ etc ALL THE TIME.
DN fangirl: Ughh, look. Its that Narutard again.
Bleach fangirl: omg, doesn't she EVAR wash that cloak?
Reborn fangirl: I dunno, but that sand village headband is just about to fall apart >.>
Narutard: HEY! did you guys see that new episode of Naruto? ugh, the english dub sucks, but i hate reading english subs. ANYWHO Naruto TOTALLY kicked Kiba's a$$ in the chuunin exams *continues*
Narutards - slang
Commonly used in reference to a Naruto fanboy, who typically joins a channel that fansubs said anime to ask stupid questions.
Is Naruto 1999 out yet?!?!
@find Naruto 1999
Can someone send me naruto 1999?
which bot has naruto 1999?
When does naruto GT come out?
Narutards
A person who obsesses over Naruto immensely. Who can quote almost every line, wear's their headband proudly, and want's to kill Viz for making Naruto say believe it.
Random Dude: "Believe it!"
Narutard: -kills random dude with kunai- "Bastard!"
Narutards
A mixture of two words, 'Naruto' and 'Retard,' a Narutard is a huge anime fan of the anime/manga series Naruto. They love the characters truly, by cosplaying their characters with cheap clothing. Anyone could be a Narutard with ease, such as I.
Narutards usually didn't read the manga or watch the Japanese version of it. They usually fantasize about yaoi/yuri pairings that are unbelievable, like if this one guy kissed this other guy and married each other.
Also, if one is a Narutard, they are most likely to post definitions here on Urban Dictionary about their most loved characters and most hated characters.
Narutards usually are too crazy fans of the anime/manga Naruto. They do crazy things if they love the series.
Narutards
A person who is obsessive over naruto and has become a retard over naruto. A Narutards or narutard consists of 2 words naruto and retard
person 1:I LOVE NARUTO SO MUCH!!!
person 2:I LOVE SASUKE SO MUCH I CHANGED MY LAST NAME TO UCHIHA!
person 3:IF I DON'T WATCH NARUTO SOON IM GONNA DIE!
person 1&2:WOAH! *takes out a kunai* here you go *hands over kunai*
person 3:WE ARE SUCH A NARUTARDS!