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What is Name Definition?
Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
Name Definition - video
Name Definition - what is it?
A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!
Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?
User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—
UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.
What does "Name Definition" mean?
Somebody saying something good about themselves and making a definition of it here to feel better about their petty selves
Hey look my Name definition says I'm not a wanker (*secretly laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)
Name Definition - what does it mean?
Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”
Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
Name Definition - meaning
The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*
Name Definition - definition
The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.
Examples of name definitions:
Bob- A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3
(whereas in realife there is a man named Bob who is fat and stupid and rude)
Name Definition - slang
A definition on urban dictionary which defines someone's name, usually the definer's name, or the name of someone who the definer knows about.
Self-definition:
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
Like:
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
Hate:
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
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It's often a stuffy, full of crap definition made up by some geek hundreds of years ago. If the name Chastity meant "one of pure action" in the 1600s, today it means, "hot-ass stripper who swings on a pole." Name definitions change with the way society interprets them. Old name definitions are worthless.
Hey Jayden, I used the namememes website to look up your name. While it says your name means "warrior of justice", it also says the average person finds your name pretentious and douchie. I guess your traditional name definition doesn't mean shit!
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When people define a name of there boyfriend,girlfriend or themselves and write about how amazing they are.
Name Definition: Evan is the coolest and most awesome person ever!!!
Random Guy: I know a guy named evan who is a DICK!!!
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The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet
Did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend?