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What is NMP?
When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)
ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.
NMP - meme gif
NMP - video
NMP - what is it?
Too bad so sad, not my problem
*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck
Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....
What does "NMP" mean?
Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.
A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.
Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"
NMP - what does it mean?
An acronym used in text messaging or social networking. It stands for not my problem.
John- "My car broke down."
Eric- "Nmp."
NMP - meaning
the meaning of NMP is. No More Pain, it means all the pain of the world is gone.
and you say towards a person beloved while he is doing something good in our lives
it goes deeper then that, but that needs to be your own selfbelive to feel that realisation
''my friend is gone without any reasonmp''
"praise the lord nmp some more"
''She acting like a industry ho' cuz she aint got talent. nmp''
NMP - definition
Neo-Morality Police, the opposite of "SJWs".
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
NMP: anybody who uses the word bigot/sexist/racist must be a tumblrite/SJW
NMP - slang
not my president ...
george w bush is NMP!
NMP
Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.
From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
NMP
NotMyProblem
When someone comes up with stupid arguments proofing their problem is valid.
"a problem is presented."
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
NMP
Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark