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What is My monkey?this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama. Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend. My monkey - videoMy monkey - what is it?It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway. "All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb). What does "My monkey" mean?When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey My monkey - what does it mean?What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around. I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time. My monkey - meaningA cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion. “Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!” My monkey - definitionimplying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly. My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up. My monkey - slang1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery. "You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!" My monkeySelf gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!! My monkeyanother way of saying to masturbate; to beat off. "I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey." My monkeyperson not worthy of the fuckin name itself simple bullshyt |
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