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What is Murf?
OK, here we go. One more time........"murf" is most commonly used a an abbreviation for the word "motherfucker" but can also be used as a term of endearment or brotherhood not unlike the word "nigger" or "nigga" has been used in the recent past.... Another type of use for the word "murf" would be to refer to any particular itme you wish to speak about... Do you understand now that murf is one of the most wonderful words on the planet as it can be used so broadly? It can be used rudely, lovingly, angrily and pleasantly all within a matter of moments regardless of the situation.....long live murf, hail to murf...it is simply one of the greatest words in existence today...
Lets say you meet an old friend you haven't seen in a while, you would say to him/her...."whatup murf, man its been too long, how ya been?"
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."
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Murf - video
Murf - what is it?
The way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.
Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."
What does "Murf" mean?
VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.
I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...
Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.
Murf - what does it mean?
Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.
“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”
Murf - meaning
Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf
Murf - definition
To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
Murf - slang
the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
Murf
I have a gnarly murf brah.
Murf
Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.
Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.
Murf
you’re a murf