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What is Tortoise?
Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.
During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.
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Tortoise - what is it?
over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep
There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow
What does "Tortoise" mean?
Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.
My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.
Tortoise - what does it mean?
Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.
I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.
Tortoise - meaning
whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).
"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."
Tortoise - definition
Tourtoise new title for a pedophile
Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!
Tortoise - slang
Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness
That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise
Tortoise
An older man who likes to date younger women.
Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm
Tortoise
An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
Fear me. And fear the tortoise.
Tortoise
Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world
My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army