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What is Muffdiver?
these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.
"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."
Muffdiver - video
Muffdiver - what is it?
An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)
I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.
What does "Muffdiver" mean?
Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt
Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson
Muffdiver - what does it mean?
Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time
Muffdiver - meaning
the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!
Muffdiver - definition
One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc
That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver
Muffdiver - slang
To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.
Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.
Muffdiver
(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."
Muffdiver
(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.
I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."
Muffdiver
A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.
“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”
“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”