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What is Mort?
A really good looking beast that gets the babes
Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!
Mort - meme gif
Mort - video
Mort - what is it?
Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.
..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.
What does "Mort" mean?
The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)
girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*
girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic
Mort - what does it mean?
The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.
Person, "Oh shit, there's Mort"
Other person, "His parents are autists"
Mort - meaning
If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.
Mort - definition
A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
Mort - slang
Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".
That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.
Mort
Those who are Morts are like you and me. They are all of us. They represent the best and worst of humanity. Loves their community, but sometimes controversial. A hard working free spirit with a strong sense of community. Loves lemonade.
When faced with adversity, find your inner mort.
Me, Mort and Mort are going to have lemonade now.
Mort
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
"Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree.
Mort
Adjective.
a descriptive word commonly used to describe members' of society whom lack the necessary brain cells to perform basic life skills. Often seen moping around with a look of complete confusion, they are commonly mistaken for individuals with significant brain injuries and have a complete lack of savoir-faire.
Gerunds.
Commonly added to the end of names to highlight those with a distinct lack of interpersonal instincts.
Alex Polkinghorn is incompetent in most aspects of his life, particularly in his interpersonal relationships, to highlight his deficiencies in a non-aggressive manor, his friends affectionately know him as,
'Alex Polkingmort'