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What is mort?Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags. Mort 1: S'apnin mort - meme gifmort - videoMort - what is it?that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart. yo, that loud mort was 10 hours in the making. What does "mort" mean?A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple. Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort Mort - what does it mean?A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort. Mort you have no spine! Mort - meaning1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy 1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort? Mort - definitionword used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female. tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home Mort - slangA friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons) Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort! Mortan annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria. "Did you hear what he just said?!?" Morta person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic. Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks MortAn unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives "Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!" |
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