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What is Moroni?
Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).
After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!
Moroni - meme gif
Moroni - video
Moroni - what is it?
Roman Moroni is a fictional villian from the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously, starring Michael Keaton. Some could say "Roman Moroni" is a "father of urban slang" personified through a Hollywood movie. As an immigrant newly transplanted onto the streets of America, Roman Moroni desparately attempted to assimilate into the culture by using swear words he barely knew. More often than not, he would botch them up, with hilarious results.
To say someone is a "roman moroni" is to say that he or she tends to use slang words or phrases without really knowing the meaning, or even caring to know the meaning.
Commentary: We all know "roman moroni's" and we may be quick to point out their, well, moronic behavior. Truth is, urban slang is created by "roman moroni" type people who are either so cutting edge or so brainless that they have the ability to make standard vocabulary conform to themselves and not the other way around. And the true genious "roman moroni" types are setting trends that impact modern vocabulary for all eternity.
Roman Moroni quotes from Johnny Dangerously:
"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"
Famous "roman maroni's":
George W. Bush - "They misunderestimated me."
Jeff Spicoli - "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus."
What does "Moroni" mean?
The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.
Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
Moroni - what does it mean?
Slang for Mormon; a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church
Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch are moroni's.
Utah is full of moroni's.
Moroni - meaning
The word "Moronic" without the final letter "c".
"Moroni" originated from an obvious inside joke when Mormonism founder Joseph Smith mused that no one would ever 'C' (see) how MORONIc his teachings were. 'Mormons' (in Smith's mind: 'Mor-ons' with an added 'm' on the syllable, or 'Moron-Men' re-spelled using only one vowel) would encapsulate all who 'refuse to C (see), and unquestioningly follow Smith's/Moroni(c) teachings.'
Although other definitions included here follow official Mormon party line, the word "Moroni" came via Satanic revelation whilst Joseph Smith (JS) was formulating his false religion. The mere fact JS would name his patron messenger and subsequent religion "Moroni" and "Mormonism", respectively, is a testament to the contempt with which he held all men.
Un-Mormon:"Look at Macaroni blow his horn!"
Mormon: (offended) "His name is Moroni, not Macaroni; and it's a trumpet, not a horn."
Un-Mormon: "Did you ever notice that if you were to "c" Moroni, he totally becomes 'Moronic'? Stop and "C" (see), friend!"
Moroni - definition
A Mormon; a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church.
Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch are moroni's.
Utah is full of moroni's.
Moroni - slang
Pronounced: More-Oh-Knee
1. A type of dinosaur.
2. An italian last name
3. A funny person
4. Another term for mormon
5. A one night stand
1. That Moronisaurus skeleton is amazing!
2. Mr. Moroni is part of the Mafia.
3. Hahaha, he's such a moroni.
4. There's a Moroni at the door.
5. Dude, I totally pulled a moroni last night!!
Moroni
Moroni is a term to define someone as passionate, kind, loving, creative, happy, hard working, imaginative, helpful, beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, educated, big, strong, understandings, and A total Boss
(Random guy) hey you see that guy he’s a Moroni.
(Every girl in a ten mile radius) OMG can I have your number
Moroni
An idiot who needs to shut up and leave.
Despite pretending to be an Italian word this word originated in 4chan, specifically in kpop threads.
-I don't think she's that cute, because...
-SHE IS AN ANGEL SHUT UP MORONI FUCK YOU JUST LEAVE NOW
Moroni
On god that nigga could get it
"Look at that nigga, Moroni, damn he sexy"