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What is George Washington?
Biggest badass in the world. Created modern day's superpower and the strongest democracy! The same country which defeated the comminists! The same country which defeated the Nazis!
George Washington is cooler than Lenin
George Washington - video
George Washington - what is it?
A George Washington, or G & W, as in gin and whisky, is usually made with jack daniels and giner ale.
I'll have a George Washington please.
What does "George Washington" mean?
The name of a nuclear powered US aircraft carrier. Namely the sixth carrier in the Nimitz-class and (obviously) christened after the first president of the United States. The official name is USS George Washington (CVN-73)
The USS George Washington is a ship that is still in active duty.
George Washington - what does it mean?
Our first and greatest president, Washington is known for a variety of achievements including (but not limited to) inventing cocaine, spreading the Delaware like Moses, saving children (not the British children), throwing knives into heaven, and killing his own sensei but never saying why.
"Damn. George Washington is so cool. Who would've thought he was such a bad ass."
"Did you know that George Washington once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid...at a party?"
George Washington - meaning
The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.
George Washington was fierce.
George Washington - definition
The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.
George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.
George Washington - slang
Georgie Washing Machine is the most elite founding father out them all. He is cool beans and Thomas Jefferson can suck it
George Washington kindly kicked King George to the curb
George Washington
First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.
George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?
Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?
Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?
Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?
Boy: But my mom says....
Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?
Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.
Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.
Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.
Boy: Thanks, bro!
George Washington
The crazy, awesome general who led the US to its freedom and killed 20000 British. He also became the 1st president.
Did you learn about George Washington?
Yes, he is an awesome guy.
George Washington
YOU ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED WE GOT TO MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND HEY YO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN
George Washington, he was our first president and a badass general.