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What is Morning Star?
1. One of the many titles that was given to the Virgin Mary, Mother of God.
2. A weapon resembling the combination of a flail and a mace.
3. A song by the band AFI which gets lots of attention by fans.
*...Morning Star...*
Morning Star - video
Morning Star - what is it?
When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
What does "Morning Star" mean?
The meaning of Lucifer's name. This is because, although the morning star may be the first light of dawn, the sun (God) eventually rises and makes the other stars obsolete in its brilliance. Ironically, both Jesus and Mary are also called morning star.
O Morning Star, thou art...
Morning Star - what does it mean?
The "morning star" is a title given to Satan in his role as Lucifer. The term was derived from a Biblical passage which identifies a Babylonian god named for that star as having fallen from the throne of heaven for his arrogance. This story was conflated with the story of the fall of Satan and 1/3 of the angels, especially because most pagan gods are considered aspects of Satan in Christianity.
The "morning star" is also a nickname for the planet Venus, which was called Lucifer in Roman astronomy. Its low position in the sky (due to its proximity to the sun) likely gave rise to the myth of it having fallen from heaven. In ancient times, the planet was considered to be the god of the dawn who opened the gates of heaven for the sun to pass through.
The morning star is bright today.
Lucifer was once the bright morning star, but fell from the favour of God.
Morning Star - meaning
When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
Morning Star - definition
Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Morning Star - slang
When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.
Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*
Morning Star
Morning Star (verb)- is when one man/female take a their tightly puckered star shaped anus and places it on the nose of a sleeping victim.
"Man, you were so drunk last night i gave three morning stars one dry and two wet, ha"
Morning Star
According to the movie dogma, The morning star is Lucifer
Man you sound like the morning star
Morning Star
While "Morning Star" can refer to Satan, it's also the name of a type of spiked mace derived from the Medieval period (and vastly used in RPGs and MMORPGs today). A morning star's like a mace, except that maces only have a blunt, crushing head; while morning stars are the variants that have a sharp cluster of metal spikes to add to the smashing power. Many people confuse these to be maces, whereas maces are only ever *blunt*.
Another common understanding of maces is with regards to the "ball-and-chain", where a morning star's spiked head (sometimes left blunt) is swung around on a chain or rope. These are actually called "flails", not maces.
"Nice mace."
"No, this isn't a mace. It's a Morning Star."