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What is Virgin Mary?
My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.
Virgin Mary - video
Virgin Mary - what is it?
The Mother of God, She is also a Saint in Heaven. She gave birth to Christ the Lord in the first century while She was still a Virgin.
Virgin Mary's Son Is Jesus Christ.
What does "Virgin Mary" mean?
1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.
"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"
Virgin Mary - what does it mean?
a non-alcoholic beverage with tomato juice , pepper, and celery.
I really wanted a bloody mary, but I was driving, so I ordered a virgin mary.
Virgin Mary - meaning
Our blessed mother. Has appeared in Fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. Her son is Jesus Christ.
the Virgin Mary is our blessed mother
Virgin Mary - definition
When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse
Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her
Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now
Virgin Mary - slang
A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.
Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.
Virgin Mary
A Virgin Mary is someone who has never smoked weed before.
Jack: "You want to smoke some weed?"
John: "Nah, I heard it fucks with people"
Jack: "c'mon, don't be such a Virgin Mary"
Virgin Mary
Not really a virgin at all. Mary and Joseph were dry humping and a little got on her cooter.... BAM! Then you have little tiny baby Jesus....
Virgin Mary my Ass... see above definition for example...
Virgin Mary
A women Whos Son Named Jesus actualy thinks is a virgin dumb ass
virgin mary got a train run on her before the baby jesus