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What is Moretti?
Very cute drummer for groovy new band,the Strokes. Boyfriend of Drew Barrymore, lucky chick.
I dreamed that Fab Moretti kissed me.
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Moretti - what is it?
Extremely cool drummer for The Strokes. Gorgeous, great and wicked on the drums. I luff him muchly. Drew Barrymore is his girlfriend, lucky, lucky, lovely lady!
Fab Moretti has got a VERY lucky girlfriend!
What does "Moretti" mean?
The totally gorgeous drummer of the Strokes. born in Brazil, but is actually Italian. Curly hair, amazing drumming technique, known for smoking cigarettes, and swearing. Really good friends with the lead, Julian Casablancas. Went out with Drew Barrymore for a little bit.. im not too sure why.
Guy: Hey, whose your favorite The Strokes member?
Girl: The drummer, Fabrizio Moretti. He's so hot!
Moretti - what does it mean?
one of the nicest guys ever. Is known for slow-dancing with fans on thier birthday, and even giving someone $50 for a cab ride home. Is increadibly goreous and very sweet.
Fab brings the rock.
Moretti - meaning
Incredibly hot drummer for the Strokes with the luckiest girlfriend in the world.
Fabrizio Moretti is like hot and stuff.
Moretti - definition
he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth.he's the measurement of all things gorgeous
plus, he´s hell of a drummer.
fab moretti is the modern adonis
Moretti - slang
when you hand up your homework before its due, only to find out later that you made a mistake and are unable to change it
sack: "dood everyone is saying question 7 is actually a trick question. you should change your answer."
moretti: "fuck i already handed it up"
sack: "thats what you get for doing a moretti"
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Katherine: "James, You're SUCH A Moretti."
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Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus.
Supreme Comanders of the Condor Legion, Morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. Age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. Often seen at dolphin poaching protests, Morettis are well-known for their renlentless appetite for spoonfuls of semen while watching the 1996 remake of "Flipper" starring Paul Newman and Elijah Wood.
"That guy is such a douchebag."
"I know, right? He must be a Moretti."
Moretti
the last name for the coolest italian kids ever
DUDE, those kids are morettis. They must be soooooooo chill