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What is Moose Knuckle?
The Man Version of a Camel Toe.
Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"
Moose Knuckle - video
Moose Knuckle - what is it?
The male version of camel toe.
I saw the moose knuckle in his shorts!
What does "Moose Knuckle" mean?
The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.
1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.
Moose Knuckle - what does it mean?
The broader larger version of a camel toe. Often referring to a woman with a meatier gap from thigh to vulva, also used in accordance with heavy set females.
This term is seemingly being misused for a male equivalent which actually has multiple derivative terms.
Refer to Lobster Claw or Mammal Toe for male definition. Also males bearing the mark from restrictive lower garments are referred to as Grape Smugglers (also just referring to the garment like Ruster or Wrangler jeans).
Citing Seth Rogen and Diana Bangs characters in The Interview
DB: "I particularly enjoyed the Miley Cyrus "Cameltoe" episode, very deep."
SR: "Very deep! Yeah she has quite a hearty moose knuckle!"
Moose Knuckle - meaning
the male version of the more common camel toe. (see camel toe)
Did you see how tight his jeans were? Man...you could see his nasty ass moose knuckle.
Moose Knuckle - definition
The male version of camel toe.
When your balls show through your tight clothing
Me: Aw man check out that douchebag's skinny jeans.
Chad: Yeah I can totally see his balls.
Me: Gross... Moose Knuckle...
Moose Knuckle - slang
Because camel toe has an ugly sister.
Dude, what are you thinking?! She doesn't have a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle!
Moose Knuckle
Can be used in two ways:
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
"Wow, check out the moose knuckle on that guy!!!"
Moose Knuckle
The male version of "camel toe". Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle (or "knuckle").
"When I watched wrestling last night, that tag team had on spandex shorts SO tight, they were sporting some SERIOUS moose knuckle!!!"
Moose Knuckle
A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).
"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"