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What is Montezuma's revenge?The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face. That whore told me I got her pregnant, so I was forced to pull a Montezuma's Revenge. Montezuma's revenge - videoMontezuma's revenge - what is it?Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food. Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge What does "Montezuma's revenge" mean?Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify. I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge. Montezuma's revenge - what does it mean?Diarrhea. Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge? Montezuma's revenge - meaningA nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after. "I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night." Montezuma's revenge - definitionhaving the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet. Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom Montezuma's revenge - slangcaused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico. I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge. Montezuma's revengeThe runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge Montezuma's revengediarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step) Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge. Montezuma's revengeThe colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people. It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge. |
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