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What is Montclair?A high school in Montclair, New Jersey. Probably the most unique high school in the country. In this high school, because of the extreme mix of races and social classes, the proximity to Newark, East orange, orange, paterson, and New York, the money provided by the upper class whites, the open campus and non caring security guards, weed is a common bonding practice. Everybody in the 2200 person high school smokes weed, and if you dont everyone knows who you are. Everyone smoked an average of 4 times a day, 2 of those times occuring during school hours. The black people and the white people all bond over big butts and blunts. The atmosphere is that not even close to what you would see anywhere else. The brainiac nerds also happen to be stoned out of their minds 90% of the time. The culture is all aroud weed and the responsibility to do well at the school is all on the student. They can do whatever they want, light up an L on midland ave entrance to school, smoke in a class room, anything. The school is LOOSE. The people are crazy, that shit is intense. The music is primarily rap that they listen to and the students are exposed to EVERYTHING. All of the students use words that end up coming out in rap songs 5 years later. You can't understand these students when they speak, they have their own language. everyone onds over one thing in this 1/2 GHETTO 1/2 PREPPY 1/2 ARTSY 1/2 CRAZY TOWN.... bally. yo i visited Montclair High School the other day. that shit was loose, i sparked an L right next to the raping security guard then had an orgy with every race. Montclair - meme gifMontclair - videoMontclair - what is it?No stairs.. I heard Montclair High Schoolβs stairs broke the third time this year What does "Montclair" mean?A place where most get shot at and more than likely has a lot of graffiti! Dude this place is so Montclair, California Montclair - what does it mean?Cherry Montclair is that bangin bitch stealing perky nana bars from the 7-11 to trade for crack at her boyfriends later. Hey I heard Cherry Montclair fucked your boyfriend. You must be pissed, that's like the third one of your boyfriends in a row now, do you think maybe she's trying to piss you off? Montclair - meaningLocated in the Inland Empire of Southern California. Usually known for being very dry, boring and taking away any collective train of thought or meaning you had in your life. A place where the human soul goes to die. Most of the inhabitants there are a bunch of selfish, brain dead, egomaniacs. You are more likely to be ran over by someone with tunnel vision than getting shot. Overall pretty quiet place. Though if you are from a city that had actual human beings living inside it then this place will throw you off a bit. Woman - so where do you stay? Montclair - definition"Montclair Status" can be defined in multiple ways: Examples: - McEachern Music building is just flat up Montclair Status. - The jail food in Freeman is Montclair Status. - The traffic jam on the Garden State Parkway is Montclair Status. - That bike that is spray painted 3 different colors and has no seat... is Montclair Status. - Being woken up by fire alarms for real fires twice in one week is Montclair Status. - A firetruck taking a half hour to arrive is Montclair Status. - Dry Campus... Montclair Status. - I'm a drummer and need a car to play gigs, can't get a parking permit after I had one last year.... Montclair Status. - Closing down a parking lot in the middle of the year to create a parking deck instead of over the summer in return creating massive havoc in parking.... Montclair Status. - Waiting 30 minutes for an E Route Shuttle Bus... Montclair Status. - A projector that takes 2 minutes to retract into the ceiling in a philosophy class while everybody stares at it in silence. Montclair Status. - Same class, different day. Can hear a truck backing up in the middle of a lecture hall. Montclair Status. Montclair - slangMontclair california,a place full of skin heads,fat tweekers,wanna-be gangsters,dime bag dealers,and all around idiots.typical montclair residents consist of degenerate douchebags who enjoy the manipulation of rich relatives in order to satisfy the common obsession of buttfucking. at social gatherings many Montclair-ians enjoy the rousing game of penisy-musical-chairs. Example 1 MontclairCommuter suburb in Essex County, NJ, about 15 miles from Manhattan. Divided into about three sections. Section 1: The "ghetto" of southeastern and east central Montclair, mostly composed of vaguely derelict multifamily houses and vacant laundromats, and black with a few Sikhs in population. Known as an infamous drug trading area for everyone in suburban Essex County. The area between Glenfield Park and Glen Ridge Avenue is typically considered the worst area, where over 1/2 the businesses are vacant and most of the houses appear to be in a state of disrepair. It is also home to Lackawanna Plaza, a discount shopping center. Black people have lived in the area south of Bloomfield Avenue in East Montclair since the 1700s, and the area north of Bloomfield Avenue is originally a very old Italian neighborhood that is now primarily black, but with some Sikhs. 2. Downtown Montclair-An expanding area centered on the fairly trendy business area around Bloomfield Avenue, Church Street, Fullerton Avenue, Midland Avenue, and Walnut Street. This is home to many boutiques, restaurants, art house movie theaters, bookstores, galleries, and a disordinate number of antique stores for such a small town. The residential areas of Downtown Montclair range from primarily white luxury apartments and restored Victorian two-family houses off Bloomfield Avenue to multimillion dollar houses near Essex Park and down South Mountain Avenue towards the Eagle Rock Reservation. Upper Mountain Avenue in the vicinity of Downtown Montclair is the home of the wealthiest part of Upper Mountain Avenue, which offers multimillion dollar mansions and NYC views, and is arguably the most exclusive street in suburban Essex County. Downtown Montclair has spawned a breed of white rich kids who think of themselves as the hippest, hottest thing in the universe. Most of the people who are Downtown Montclair users are either yuppies, part of an expat community of twenty, thirty, and fortysomethings from NYC, or bored, self-absorbed teenagers. Downtown Montclair also includes most of Claremont Avenue, a somewhat dangerous and deserted residential boulevard. Home of Montclair High School, infamous as home of racial rioting and rich white indie kids. 3. Upper Montclair-The very, very wealthy, totally white and primarily residential area north of Watchung Avenue. Known as the home of private high schools like Lacordaire Academy and Montclair Kimberley Academy, both used by Upper Montclair residents and residents from towns to the west. Upper Montclair is very middle-aged white and teenagery and totally boring and quaint. The main business strip is Valley Road, seconded by Watchung Avenue. People from Downtown Montclair view it as the epitome of the rich white people who they think they aren't, even though Upper Montclair people do happen to be sheltered, obnoxious, and when not old money, act like they're old money. Montclair is, finally, known for the attitude of thinking itself diverse (by the white people) but being, in actuality, totally segregated, even among the black people. The wealthier blacks live towards West Orange while the poorest towards Glenfield Park. It's an ideal example of the hypocritical secret racism by white liberals on a smaller scale, as opposed to the occurence in NYC, which is on too large a scale to thoroughly socially examine. We're going to go to that great Indian restaurant on Montclair. Montclaira town in nj that can be the most diverse town ever, or the most whitewashed town ever. main attractions are uptown and downtown and youβll always see 7th biker boys riding around town. Bloomfield has got to be our biggest rival and our high school is completely broken. The rich white kids usually live uptown or on north mountain/ upper mountain. Most of the white kids live uptown. Central montclair is Diverse but youβll see Hispanics there. Downtown and the south end youβll see more black or african Americans there. Our public schools donβt get along with the private schools such as GMS vs MKA β yo letβs go to Montclair β MontclairWhere rich white kids who pretend there black and rep NYC thrive. They always talk about the murder rate in Newark like they have something to do with it.other than that it is a great place to eat out and if you have the money raise a family. I'm from New York....well I'm actually from Newark......well I'm actually like right by Newark in Montclair and my parents are rich |
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