Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Mirf?

A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")

Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads

"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"

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Mirf - what is it?

Asian equivalent of MILF. Mom I'd Rike To Fuck.

Oh man, Hiro's mom is fucking fine...I'd rike to fuck that long time! What a MIRF!

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What does "Mirf" mean?

Mother I'd Resort to F*cking. To be used in a situation where you wouldn't necessarily LOVE to bang this chick, but you wouldn't entirely dismiss the notion. Usually a single parent co-worker with 1-2 children, who never stop talking about their kids while you're thinking "...eh i'd plug this chick."

Female: "..so OMG, the other day, in quilting class, we started using pink fabric and OMG it was so cute you should have seen {insert child's name} he/she LOVED it!"
Male: *Thinking* 'I probably would stick it to this person. I wouldn't quite give her MILF status, but I'm willing to go MIRF'
Male: *speaking* "oh no shit, that's awesome"

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Mirf - what does it mean?

mom i'd run from. any unnatractive single mother who's men who claim her kids or claim to know her.

Has an ugly used up pussy before age 20. Usually contains diseases and numerous infections are plentiful.

Usually attention starved, on dope and going nowhere in life. Also asthetically unfortunate.

Wow, look at that aardvark looking bitch. That's definitely a mom i'd run from.

That's a MIRF.

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Mirf - meaning

Mother I'd Run From

Dude, check out that MIRF. Fuck, here she comes!

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Mirf - definition

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

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Mirf - slang

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

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Mirf

Chinese MILF.

Guy 1: Oh herro dis my mom
Guy 2: MIRF

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Mirf

a wedgie that goes very deep. Also, a type of hole.

Dude, I got a huge mirf!
Don't let Char into my mirf hole!

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Mirf

Abbreviation of the town of Mirfield, situated in West Yorkshire, England.

Boy 1: Gonna go out in Mirf tonight?

Boy 2: Fuck owt else to do.

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