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What is Miracle Whipped?
Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.
Pass the miracle whip dumbass
Miracle Whipped - video
Miracle Whipped - what is it?
to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
What does "Miracle Whipped" mean?
When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth
"Mary gave me a miracle whip last night."
Miracle Whipped - what does it mean?
The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.
I wanted to dine at the Y, but after a hot day she had a dab of the miracle whip going on down below.
Miracle Whipped - meaning
When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.
Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.
Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
Miracle Whipped - definition
I cum Miracle Whip
I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
Miracle Whipped - slang
The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
Miracle Whipped
"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."
-Kanye West
Miracle Whipped
What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.
Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.
Miracle Whipped
Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."