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What is Mind of Mencia?
Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.
Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.
He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.
Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
Mind of Mencia: Once you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all.
Mind of Mencia - video
Mind of Mencia - what is it?
The anti-comedy.
A show so unbelievably good at making racism unfunny. A feat apparently possible.
www.google.com/search?q=mexican+jokes Mind of Mencia and that ugly mole's entire repetoire in a click.
What does "Mind of Mencia" mean?
A show made by Comedy Central to try and fill the gap that Chappelle's Show left that horribly fails and is thoroughly unfunny. All jokes are about 9/11 and Arabs because Carlos Mencia isn't afraid to SPEAK HIS MIND! HE'S SO EDGY AND OFFENSIVE!
"Dude did you see Mind of Mencia last night?"
"Yeah dude, it fucking sucked. All of the jokes weren't funny and they were part of his old unfunny material.
Mind of Mencia - what does it mean?
Hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy. Carlos Mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.
Carlos Mencia's jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. When I talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, I'm not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. It's the constructs of the jokes themselves. They're pitiful attempts at humor. They lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don't even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.
The following paragraph is specifically for Carlos...
Yelling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn't make it funnier. Laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier. Relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn't make you funnier. Having your own show doesn't make you funny. Your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the Chappelle show. Perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than fall back on "in-yo-face"-ity, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.
What's that you say, Carlos speaks the truth? He's brave for saying what we're all thinking and people just need to lighten up? Well then I have good news for all you Mencia fans: We can all be Carlos Mencia! Its easier than you think. Just take a sterotypical topic (like Asian drivers, Black people eating watermelon, or mexicans mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a little dance.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!! DEE DEE DEE!!!!
See? Wasn't that easy? I hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at Comedy Central for all of us.
Mind of Mencia's abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the American majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). To put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare I even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. The next time you laugh at his quote-unquote "jokes", ask yourself why your laughing. Is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?
As Mother unfastened Baby's diaper and wiped the Mind of Mencia from between his chafed cheeks, an atrocious smell filled the room, suffocating the three of us.
Mind of Mencia - meaning
A tv show on comedy central starring Carlos Mencia. Deny
it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting,
gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it,
if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the
culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and
doesn't give a shit about what you think.
Granted,
although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there
are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't
even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this
is usually when he just stands in front of his audience
and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like
comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of
all the different people in the US love him (except that
moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him
again when he's ragging on another minority/social
class/personality).
He disses people like the chinese and
right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks
against many types of mexicans humorously and he also
speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic
behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated.
Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's
talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at
times, and because he pulls the race card on humor 90%
of the time, it seems like he is just a stupid, crass,
racist mexican comedian when he is in fact really an
educated crass racist mexican comedian. By hating "MoM"
for being racist, you are missing out on racial issues
that speaks the truth in the best way; by making fun of
it. BUT, like i said, he can be just plain stupid,
offensive for nothing, and an asshole prick. This is the
truth about "MoM." Feel free to thumbs down this now and
enjoy these samples from his show (stuff thats both good
and bad)
Carlos: "In New Orleans(after Katrina), when white people don't have anything and need to take stuff to live, they are being needy. But, when black people in New Orleans after Katrina don't have anything and need to take stuff to live, it is referred to in the media as 'looting.' Hmmmmmmm."
(EXAGGERATED) "When white people drive too fast, they get a ticket. When BLACK people drive too fast...." (clip from helicopter cam *black guy runs on foot and is tackled by two pigs*)
(In a mexican restaurant skit)
*Carlos approaching a visibly chinese table of diners*
chinese person: We are celebrating Chinese New Year.
Carlos: WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING CHINESE NEW YEAR IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANTE!??!
Carlos: It's back to school season! For back to school, i present to you Bad Ass Back to School Gear! In today's world, smart people get alot of ass. But in school, smart people get alot of ass---kicking! For those nerds to survive school, i present to you the Bullet-proof Calculator! Besides solving your math needs, in it comes 10,000 volts of anti-bully electricity! And for nerds who can't afford this calculator, there is also the pepper spray loaded pimple! *Nerd gets attacked by a bully, shocks the bully with the calculator, then sprays him with his pimples, chases after the bully*
*Again in the mexican restaurant skit*
Female Hispanic Diner: Oh! I see virgin Mary in my tortilla!
Carlos: *In Sing-Song manner* "Foooorgive me if i sound crruudde, but why is it that all mexicans see virgin mary in their fooooood? White people don't see jesus when they're eating corn on the cob, and muslims don't see allah when eating shiss-kabob!"
*A mock UPS truck pulls up (on the side says UBS)*
Truck driver gets out, opens the back door.
A hispanic maid, servant, gardener, plumber come out the back.
BLACK SCREEN WITH THE RIPOFF UPS SYMBOL---REPLACED WITH "UBS" SYMBOL INSTEAD
United Beaner Service. Employing brown people to do the work YOU don't want to!
Carlos: I love America. I love how America does things. Here is an example. Lemme show you how our military racially profile! Lets see, do we have any military guys in the audience? You, you, you, you, hey you sir, what branch are you in? "The army." The army? ok. Lemme show you how our army works. They put white people in the airborne to jump outta planes. See, Black people and hispanics, we DON'T jump outta planes!!! No No! But for white people, it's the X-Games Bitch! YEah! EXTREME! WoohOO! Now, our tanks are the best. We take down 75 of the enemy's before they take out even one of ours. Do you know who are driving our tanks? Black people! What are tanks but super-sophisticated, hi-tech Drive-By Machines! Yeah Brothers! *carlos hi-fives a black audience guy* Now. We got bombs that can hit this itty-bitty target right here *points to the mic-holder* Do you know who is launching those accurate bombs? Asians Are! Mathetmathical precision baby! Yeah!
*In a talk-to-people-on-the-street thingy---topic is to speak whatever is on your mind about anything using a microphone.*
*starts*
Carlos on the street in public using megaphone: Don't ever give a beaner a megaphoone!
Carlos talking to an Indian guy: Hey, aren't you tired of people thinking you're muslim when you're hindu? Don't you hate it when they think you're a terrorist or something?
Hindu guy: Yes, of course, all the time!
Carlos: So you wanna speak your mind to all those ignorant people out there?
Hindu guy w/ megaphone in public: Attention everyone! I am NOT a TERRORIST! I am NOT a TERRORIST! *crowd draws, people stare but keep their distance*
Carlos talking to a black guy: Hey, i got an idea. I'll play an indian guy who works in a 7-11 and you speak to me what's on your mind about people like me.
Black guy: How come you won't let me put alot of cheese on my nachos whenever i buy them?
Carlos speaking with an indian accent: no no no! that cheese is for those nachos only! you're not supposed to put overflowing cheese to take home and put on your burger! no no!
Black guy: The sign says free cheese! when theres free cheese i put as much cheese as i want!
Carlos: Thats not how its supposed to be! that cheese is for nachos ONLY!
black guy: When i buy my nachos, i want all the cheese and chili that i want! The sign says free!
Some bad moments when carlos is an asshole:
-Carlos flips off a random white person after making a racially charged joke against white people being racist. The white person took it well and just smiled, but it was still unjustified.
-"Asians have small penises. Now, now, don't get mad at me. I'm not god. God created them, not me." *Note, this part was technically from Last Laugh 2005, but it involved that turd mencia, so it is included here.
-At the beginning of a street-talk- asking-people-thingy, the title of the thing is called "Ask Whitey." When carlos qued the street interviews with white people, it showed a screen that said "Ask Whitey" and it showed kkk members on it. Not all white people are racists asshole carlos. Not all asians have tiny penises you prick-shit. Get your act together and you will be respected more. I like you cause you're funny, but not for anything else it seems.
BOTTOM LINE: Mind of Mencia makes fun of all minorities, and unlike Dave Chappelle's Show, which is funny but mainly focused on black people, MoM includes everyone else, including...well, everyone else.
Mencia can be a faggot at times, but you will laugh. Don't deny it. His show is funny. One of the best to laugh to.
Mind of Mencia - definition
It is a complete bullshit show that aired on Comedy Central for one season to try and fill up the Chapelle show gap. All it is is Ned "Carlos" "Asshole" Mencia trying to be funny, but just making racism unfunny. Mind of Mencia then tried to have another season, aired at 1 a.m. and got mollywopped off of the air because stupid ass spics who aren't funny don't have any reason to be in public or on T.V.. All Carlos Mencia does is try to make fun of racism, but he sucks at imitating voices so he sounds like a drunk with a speech impediment. "Carlos" also doesn't have any original jokes, he stole 6 minutes of word for word jokes from Morgan Murphy, he also stole from Joe Rogan, Bill Cosby, and Ari Shaffir, and thats just for starters. Mencia also says that white people cannot say nigger but only blacks and hispanics can, and that got me thinking, you are a fucking retard piece of shit Ned, that is a deragatory term towards black people and hispanics aren't black so there is absolutley no reason why you would be able to use that word you stupid piece of shit.
Search anything about mencia and stealing jokes on youtube and theres at least 5000000 examples of this dickless faggot's "creativity" or Mind of Mencia and you will want to die.
Mind of Mencia - slang
Mind of Mencia is a show about a mentally retarded spic named Carlos Mencia, who says he makes fun of "all people" when in reality he makes all non-White look good and only really makes fun of White people. Infact, Mencia is part White himself, his father was German. Carlos Mencia's birth name was really "Ned Holness".
In Mind of Mencia, Carlos always make White People look like "stupid White Trash", this can be proved if you watch serval segments of his show, such as "Ask Whitey" and "Nigger or Nigga", where he calls Blacks his 'Bruthas' and says "White People are forbidden to use the word 'Nigger' only Blacks and Hispanics can because we've taken over the U.S."
Mind of Mencia
A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.
Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.
Mind of Mencia
A travesty of television. Everything that is wrong with comedy. Ethnic simple minded garbage. Tries to be controversial, but the only controversy here is that the show is still on. Oh and the fact that the guy isn't even a mexican. The only reason this guy has a job is a misguided attempt by Comedy Central to corner a hispanic market.
Look at the examples the guy who said that Mind of Mencia was good. They are stupid, and were jokes on the internet and other places a long time before.
"I love mind of mencia! Whether Ned Holness...sorry Carlos Mencia is talking about race or....race he finds a funny insight I could never think of!"
"Is that a shit stain on your pants?"
Mind of Mencia
n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.
Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.
"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."