Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Chinese New Year?

When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.

That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.

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Chinese New Year - video


Chinese New Year - what is it?

When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.

Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.

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What does "Chinese New Year" mean?

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!

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Chinese New Year - what does it mean?

When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"

It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..

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Chinese New Year - meaning

When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people

When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!

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Chinese New Year - definition

A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.

Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.

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Chinese New Year - slang

Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.

That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!

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Chinese New Year

When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.

For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.

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Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

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Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

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