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What is Miley Virus?
Mass occurrence of botched haircuts during the Covid-19 lockdown.
Damn that Miley Virus got me lookin like Trump
Miley Virus - video
Miley Virus - what is it?
When you twerk really badly and you uncontrollably stick your tongue out in pictures.
Also, you touch yourself sensually in front of other people. Can infect guys too.
Jim: Hey, what's up with Brianna? Why is she sticking out her tongue while twerking horribly?
Rafael: (whispering) She's got the Miley Cyrus Virus.
Jim: Oh, that explains everything.
What does "Miley Virus" mean?
a brutal, life threatening disease. can have serious consequences, including death.
symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs
suzy contracted a severe case of the miley virus syndrome last summer when a rather large variety of endangered species were found living in her vagina.
Miley Virus - what does it mean?
Also known as M-Virus,this is even worse than AIDS. Happens when talking or having contact with Miley Cyrus. BEWARE OF THIS DISEASE. Always have a miley-repellent,an anti-miley banner,anti-miley shirt,and never,EVER talk or have contact with miley. About 316,028 people died of this disease.
Victim1: *screams* MILEY!! I LOVE YOU!!
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her
Miley: Hey fans!
*2 weeks later*
Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes...
Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!!
Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom.
*Both victims die of the M-Virus*
Miley Virus - meaning
A name commonly used as an insultive nickname for actress and pop star Miley Cyrus. People, usually the anti disneist (including me) use that name when they talk about Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana. Usually the Disney Fans (see losers with no life) are against that wise surname.
Miley Virus and her pathetic, losers with no life fans are taking over the world. Protect yourself from this chaos they're causing before its too late!