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What is Hannah Montana?
The girl who single-handedly ruined Disney for those of us who grew up watching The Lion King and Aladdin and pretty much everyone over the age of 13.
16 year old watching current Disney Channel: Man, remember when Disney was actually good?
Other 16 year old: Yeah....What is happening to the world
16 year old's 12 year old sister: OMG what r u guys talking about? Hannah Montanas great and the jonas brothers are so hawt!
16 year old: You cast the dark stole of dishonor upon our family. I disown you as a sibling. Never address me in public again.
Hannah Montana - video
Hannah Montana - what is it?
A species of naked mole rats, commonly found in garbage cans and on Disney Channel.
girl: Did you see that Hannah montana?
boy: Yeah that thing was ugly
What does "Hannah Montana" mean?
1. An extremely idiotic teenager who thinks she has some sort of talent. Talent and Hannah Montana do not belong in the same sentence ules you're being sarcastic, tricking someone, or sayings she's got none.
2. Feces with a blonde wig on.
3. An insult for one with a large bottom or just an insult in general.
1. "Dude, you sing like Hannah Montana! Shut the heck up!" Mike said to his ex-.
2. "Yeah, well atleast I flush the toilet when I do a Hannah Montana!" Jane screeched back.
3. "Jane's such a big fat Hannah Montana!" Mike shreiked back.
Hannah Montana - what does it mean?
A disney tv show name that sounds like a sex position.
Last night my girlfriend did the Hannah Montana! It was so hot! - David
Hannah Montana - meaning
An abomination of a show which airs on the Disney Channel. The actors cannot act, their skills are enough to make a toddler suicidal. The painfully obvious fake accents will eat anyone's soul, there has never been such terrible imitations of a hick accents. It has your typical, cliche heart-warming messages which cannot apply to reality.
The star of the show is a girl "just like you!" who somehow manages getting a proper education while being a super star mainting a secret identity at the same time. For some inexplicable reason, she puts on a wig and suddenly no one can recognize her. Her songs suck, and are generic, they're only about her and how awesome her life is compared to everyone else's.
Beware the laugh track. It doesn't stop playing.
I would say, "Fear not, this is just another Disney fad and will soon fade away like all the others." but unfortunately there will be more.
Hannah Montana: "I HAVE THE BEEEST OF BOTH WORLDSSSSSSS." (unlike you, bitches)
Girl: omg mahbeh if i bcum slut i can b gud.
Girl 2: lyf sux i don hav best of both wurlds i do world favur and die now. :(
Hannah Montana - definition
A terrible show! Its a show about some hick country singer and his daughter who can neither sing nor act, and is only decent looking if she keeps her mouth closed. Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrusis a teen by day and pop star by night! The show does a great job at utilizing the laughing machine its sounds so realistic! For Disney this sounds like a gold mine right?.......not so much.
Goosey: Did you watch Hannah Montana Last night?
Ismail: No.
Hannah Montana - slang
Hannah Montana, a Disney Channel series, is awful. If you want to watch some obnoxious, untalented, irritating brat attempt to act and sing, you should crawl out into the middle of a Seattle street at rush hour. Seriously. She sucks.
Hannah Montana's "actress", Miley Cyrus, only has a leading role on TV because of her mullet-haired dad, Achy Breaky Heart singer, Billy Ray Cyrus. He's worse than she is, and those awful Tennessee accents are the icing on the cake. She has no talent. At all.
Hannah Montana
Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!
Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!
Hannah Montana
A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"
"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
Hannah Montana
Slang for cocaine. Initially used in Atlanta. Made popular in the rap song called "Hannah Montana."
"Got bricks in the Audi, the Hannah Montana." - Migos