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What is Mexican Alarm Clock?Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate. Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water. Mexican Alarm Clock - videoMexican Alarm Clock - what is it?To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep. Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock" What does "Mexican Alarm Clock" mean?big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming! hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE" Mexican Alarm Clock - what does it mean? Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass. We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose. Mexican Alarm Clock - meaningAn elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole. "Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night" |
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