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What is Messiah?
1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.
SCENARIO 1-
(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"
Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."
Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."
SCENARIO 2-
(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"
Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."
Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"
Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."
Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."
Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?"
Todd: "Damn..."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
----silence-----
Jimmy: "I know...."
Messiah - meme gif
Messiah - video
Messiah - what is it?
A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
What does "Messiah" mean?
Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.
Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!
Messiah - what does it mean?
A very caring person fun to be with usually with a girl whose name starts with an an A he usually calls her milly and he has two best friends
Messiah is the greatest person you will ever meet.
Messiah - meaning
Is an underground palestinian rapper famous for singles like: Autopsy
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,
goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
Messiah - definition
A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic
Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring
Messiah - slang
A Person who plays the hero "Orochi" from a video game called "For Honor" as a Main Hero. (Based on the Twitch Streamer III_Messiah_III)
Person A: "dude don't be a messiah"
Person B: "why not i love Orochi"
Person A: "you are such a weeb".
"I am Messiah cuz Orochi is my favourite Hero"
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Messiah is a beautiful girl and an amazing best friend. She is quiet for the most part until you get to know her then she’ll really open up to you. She is hella thick and she knows it. She is super kind and always has great advice for you. Always is there for you when you need her most. A great combo of looks, intelligence, kindness, humor, and then some. It’s hard not fall in love with her.
Hey that girl Messiah is amazing, all she did was smile at me and she made my day.
Messiah
Messiah is super handsome and is genuinely hot! His smile will light up the room and his presence will make everyone happier. He isn’t sure about Himself but everyone around him sees the most amazing guy ever. If you get to be with Messiah you’re extremely lucky and will find a best friend and the most amazing relationship of your life!
As Messiah began to laugh, my heart skipped a beat and I immediately felt happier.
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Messiah can be annoying but is a funny person>He never fails to make you laugh even when you are angry.It may not seem like it a first but you'll know he cares about you when he starts teasing you and notices when you are said when no one else does.
Friend:Do you know Messiah?
Me:Duh!He is like my rock.I don't know what I'd do without him.