What is Judas?

A Judas is a takeaway meal. It is a carryout. Cockney rhyming slang for Judas Iscariot.

Man I am really hungry but can't be bother to cook. Fuck it we'll order a Judas.

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Judas - what is it?

(n) the one foul-tasting Goebel lager in most twelve packs.

Oh man, I just found the Judas! -- Sir Elton John

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What does "Judas" mean?

Another interesting thing about the musical "Jesus Christ superstar" is that it paints Judas in a sympathetic light. He starts off the musical by singing about how much he love and respects Jesus but accuses him and his followers of having "too much heaven on their minds". So, drunk on their own hubris, they ignore Judas when he tells them that their "captors" will hurt him. He was right. That is exactly what happened. Even if he wouldn't have told them where to find Jesus, they were already looking for him. After Judas sees what they've done Jesus he proclaims that Jesus "has murdered him" and hangs himself. Again, Judas was correct.

Iam "You're awfully quiet today..."

Hym "Because, like Judas, I know exactly how this will end....."

Iam "It..... *Sigh* ...... I'm not worried about it..."

Hym "You should be.... It's the only thing that matters...."

Iam "Hmm... This kind of makes me sad..."

Hym "Don't be. They my be ignorant but they at least know enough to know better. I don't even know why you even bothered trying."

Iam "I thought it would work..."

Hym "The sooner you understand that they only care about harvesting what they can from the two of us the easier this will be"

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Judas - what does it mean?

Judas: Someone who betrays the squad.

The people at Urban Dictionary got a lot of Judas going on. They'll reject a definition on reflex because they're tripod niggas standing but never stable; They may stand but they can never walk.... They'll approve some queer shit before anything legitimately thought through. Just like Judas

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Judas - meaning

A person who will get their friends in trouble with teachers, parents, other friends etc. for their own personal pleasure or gain

Eric was being Judas when he blamed the water heater breaking on me.

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Judas - definition

Term for an extremely moronic person. Extreme cases only. One can not become a Judas overnight, they must work toward becoming the most extreme douchebag, tightwad, self-centered person you've ever met.

While working toward Judas level, you may call them jewbag or douchebag. But once they have crossed the line, they have ascended to Judas level.